2023 Cowboys Preseason Week 1 Gameday Chatter Thread | Jaguars @ Cowboys | 08/12/2023

[boozeman]

They have Ben Banogu in #94 and it is sad.

 

[NoDak]

That Mandell dude will be bagging groceries in another week. He's looked awful out there.

 

[Cotton]

If Deuce was a normal size with the same skillset, do y'all think he would've been a first round pick?

Not first, but maybe 3rd.

 

[armadillooutlaw]

If Deuce was a normal size with the same skillset, do y'all think he would've been a first round pick?

Not sure but there will be a lot of teams that regret underrating him because of his stature

 

[boozeman]

Poor Alarcon is so outmatched.

 

[armadillooutlaw]

Not first, but maybe 3rd.

I think he's the next Darren Sproles.
And Pollard is about as good as Austin Ekeler.

 

[Bipo]

Deuce has been pulling the high grade stuff since college. Those skanks are beneath him.

I'm talking about the clever devious slut who will get pregnant on purpose to drain his bank account. He's a target now if any of those are watching this game. Hopefully, they go after Eric Scott instead.

 

[NoDak]

I know it's our benchwarmers and soon to be cuts, but we better tighten up on these QB runs.

 

[Cotton]

If Deuce was a normal size with the same skillset, do y'all think he would've been a first round pick?

But, to be fair, if he were 5'10" he most likely wouldn't be near as shifty.

 

[armadillooutlaw]

Poor Alarcon is so outmatched.

Alarcon va a trabajar en Home Depot pronto.

 

[Prodigal_Son]

Too lazy to go back through the thread. What’s the impression of Mazi? Looked like a JAG much of the time I watched, though one time he was double teamed.

 

[Stars]

But, to be fair, if he were 5'10" he most likely wouldn't be near as shifty.

yeah great point

 

[shoop]

Only interesting one at the moment is Land. He has shown enough to at least get some more time.

 

[Cotton]

Too lazy to go back through the thread. What’s the impression of Mazi?

Booze hates him. All you need to know.

 

[armadillooutlaw]

Too lazy to go back through the thread. What’s the impression of Mazi? Looked like a JAG much of the time I watched, though one time he was double teamed.

Looked shaky. But it's his first game, so let's give him a little more time.

 

[roughneck266]

Too lazy to go back through the thread. What’s the impression of Mazi? Looked like a JAG much of the time I watched, though one time he was double teamed.

Booze is less than impressed, haven't heard him tell the guy to get off his lawn yet, but I feel the time is near.

 

[armadillooutlaw]

Booze hates him. All you need to know.

HOFer Mazi confirmed?

 

[NoDak]

Too lazy to go back through the thread. What’s the impression of Mazi? Looked like a JAG much of the time I watched, though one time he was double teamed.

Depends. If you go by booze's reaction, he's a bum that should probably be cut by morning. Anybody else, he has his high points, but has some stuff he needs to work on.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I didn't realize we had a hyphen at WR @booze

 

[Stars]

Billy-Johnson. Who knew