You deserve a nice long vacation for this, assface.I can't think of a better way to start off a gameday thread than by letting our official hype man kick it off:
kthx gotchaIm recording the game and playing it in the Sunday night slot so Im going to need you guys to hold your chatter until later tonight. Thanks.
You might want to turn off your phone. Not saying I would text you fake scores, but I will text you fake scores.Im recording the game and playing it in the Sunday night slot so Im going to need you guys to hold your chatter until later tonight. Thanks.
What does your wife doing chores have to do with you drinking?The wife has about 30 minutes to get her shit together if she wants to get the chores done otherwise, I am probably going to start drinking.
If you moved to Oregon, you'd have to set an alarm in the morning to start drinking on timeThe wife has about 30 minutes to get her shit together if she wants to get the chores done otherwise, I am probably going to start drinking.
She wants to make a run to the storage unit.What does your wife doing chores have to do with you drinking?
I would not like that. I would not like to live in Oregon.If you moved to Oregon, you'd have to set an alarm in the morning to start drinking on time
OICShe wants to make a run to the storage unit.