2022 Season | Week 14 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Texans @ Cowboys | 12/11/2022

[1bigfan13]

I'm cherry picking and taking the gimme win to pad my chatter thread win-loss record.

Cowboys win but don't cover.

Cowboys 32
Texans 17

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Cowboys win but don't cover.

Agree with that. This does feel kind of like a trap game with everyone in the media calling it a cakewalk, etc. I expect some ugliness but still a win, which is all that matters.

Unless Houston is simply that bad and secretly wants to lock up that #1 overall pick, which could be the case.

 

[Cotton]

Present and accounted for. Let's do this!

 

[Cotton]

Drank moonshine last night. It was the first moonshine I ever drank that was halfway decent.

 

[boozeman]

I'm cherry picking and taking the gimme win to pad my chatter thread win-loss

You are quite the whore.

 

[Angrymesscan]

I'm cherry picking and taking the gimme win to pad my chatter thread win-loss record.

Cowboys win but don't cover.

Cowboys 32
Texans 17

No way they don’t get a 40-burger…

 

[Genghis Khan]

Drank moonshine last night. It was the first moonshine I ever drank that was halfway decent.

I've never had moonshine but I've always heard it's usually terrible. My wife's uncle makes his own wine. I think it's a very cool thing to do but it doesn't actually taste good if we're being honest.

 

[Cotton]

I've never had moonshine but I've always heard it's usually terrible. My wife's uncle makes his own wine. I think it's a very cool thing to do but it doesn't actually taste good if we're being honest.

Until last night I have never had any that actually tasted good. This guy at this party had taken raw moonshine and put in a bunch of other shit in it. He called it creamsicle. It was actually pretty good. But, I only had a little bit because the proof on that mofo, my god.

 

[1bigfan13]

 

[1bigfan13]

You are quite the whore.

This I cannot dispute.

 

[1bigfan13]

Jaylon Smith will be spying Jalen Hurts today.

How does that make you feel?

 

[Cotton]

Jaylon Smith will be spying Jalen Hurts today.

How does that make you feel?

Makes me finally want to root for Jaylon with the Y.

 

[boozeman]

Jaylon Smith will be spying Jalen Hurts today.

How does that make you feel?

Like a judge at a retard contest when Smith starts dancing and gyrating nowhere.

 

[boozeman]

This is one of those broke ass early games, isn’t it? I guess I better start drinking.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Jaylon Smith will be spying Jalen Hurts today.

How does that make you feel?

Bet the over on Hurts rushing yards?

 

[1bigfan13]

Bet the over on Hurts rushing yards?

No one celebrates tackles after 7+ yard gains like Jaylon Swiper Smith.

 

[Cotton]

Like a judge at a retard contest when Smith starts dancing and gyrating nowhere.

 

[1bigfan13]

Another wild spread is Jets vs. Bills.

Buffalo's favored by 10. They've kinda been on the struggle bus lately and the Jets are playing with new life now that they've benched the MILF Hunter.

I think the Bills win a nail-biter.

 

[boozeman]

Hurts will get a lot of this:

 

[Cotton]

Hurts will get a lot of this: