2022 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Bucs @ Cowboys | 9/11/2022

[Sheik]

You know Dak is defective if you just stand back and look at him.

He’s the car you buy for $500 after you get denied at the car lot.

 

[boozeman]

The Bucs can literally trip over their own dicks the rest of this game and the scoreboard will not be threatened.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Meatball McCarthy has had the same clueless look for 3 seasons.

McCarthy is gone after this season, anyway.

 

[Clff15701]

Maybe we can trade his ass.

 

[Smitty]

DeMarcus Lawrence, $100m. Did he show up? He made like one play.

Another player I said we should have traded before that extension, and we fucking should have.

 

[p1_]

Oh look, Fournette just running for whatever.

God we are a faggy team right now.

Defense tired of bailing out shitty offense

 

[boozeman]

Seriously, time to start shedding assets this offseason.

Keep Parsons. Not sure I hang onto anything else. Get picks, picks, picks. Get up for a QB and go from there.

No trade for the QB. They are married to this fucking fop until his contract runs out.

 

[UncleMilti]

Jalen Hurts was a Hell of a lot more productive than Dak today.

Oh shit, now you’ve gone and done it.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

DeMarcus Lawrence, $100m. Did he show up? He made like one play.

Another player I said we should have traded before that extension, and we fucking should have.

He had a sweet tweet before the game today though

 

[boozeman]

DeMarcus Lawrence, $100m. Did he show up? He made like one play.

Another player I said we should have traded before that extension, and we fucking should have.

We are a team of celebrities and performers.

 

[shoop]

Parsons is the only untouchable. Diggs should be. Otherwise they will give him away. for a fourth

 

[ravidubey]

I’m still in shock from that Noah Brown miss.

It looked like the ball was thrown by a middle school girl who just noticed her Twitter account got canceled.

 

[boozeman]

Oh shit, now you’ve gone and done it.

Well, he played better. He actually looked aware at times and took opportunities.

 

[Sheik]

Get Parsons the fuck out of the game.

 

[Smitty]

We need to stop playing for the right now. We need to stop fooling ourselves into believing we need literally anything for the next season. We don’t. We don’t need anything. We have no hope.

Trade your first rounder for a second and future first. Trade away Lamb before he needs an extension if you can get a haul. Trade away Diggs for a haul.

You need to commit to something where you have an edge. For us, there is not a single position group with the potential to take over a game and a season for us. So we need to commit to a rebuild. The earlier you do it, the more you can bring back in trade, because when it’s obvious no one will give you value.

Fuck it, start trading shit at the deadline.

 

[Texas Ace]

Tony Romo made guys like Patrick Crayton and Laurent Robinson look like solid receivers.

And yet there are fans out there that have the audacity to say that Dak is just as good if not better than Tony Romo?

Fuck outta here.

 

[boozeman]

Other than Prescott sucking like he had money against us in this game, I am very disappointed in the run defense against an OL that is not good even with their starting LT.

 

[boozeman]

We need to stop playing for the right now. We need to stop fooling ourselves into believing we need literally anything for the next season. We don’t. We don’t need anything. We have no hope.

Trade your first rounder for a second and future first. Trade away Lamb before he needs an extension if you can get a haul. Trade away Diggs for a haul.

You need to commit to something where you have an edge. For us, there is not a single position group with the potential to take over a game and a season for us. So we need to commit to a rebuild. The earlier you do it, the more you can bring back in trade, because when it’s obvious no one will give you value.

Fuck it, start trading shit at the deadline.

You just hate it that we missed out on Josh McDaniels.

 

[Sheik]

That’s what Basham gets for hitting that poor punter.

 

[p1_]

Fat Mike reminds me of Fat Wade.