2022 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Bucs @ Cowboys | 9/11/2022

[Cotton]

Yours too.

Mine is now 17. Shit, I'm getting old.

 

[data]

What are the interesting storylines, matchups, rookies/players going on today?

 

[Rev]

Making it on the porch?

I will let you know now I will be having the front porch ready to go this season. Porch still beats Patio.

 

[Rev]

Remember my pledge.

If Turpin scores on a return, I am slapping some thighs.

I missed the full details of this pledge but it sounds fun. Does it have to be your own thighs?

 

[Cotton]

I will let you know now I will be having the front porch ready to go this season. Porch still beats Patio.

The porch is a poor man's patio.

 

[Cotton]

I missed the full details of this pledge but it sounds fun.

It was a very similar bet as to when he had to suck a bag of dicks.

 

[Sheik]

Mine is now 17. Shit, I'm getting old.

Mine was born as Hillary Clinton’s Benghazi was happening. 10 years old today.

 

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[boozeman]

I missed the full details of this pledge but it sounds fun. Does it have to be your own thighs?

It can be multiple thighs.

 

[Genghis Khan]

So are Tolbert and Williams inactive today or was that just rumor?

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

So are Tolbert and Williams inactive today or was that just rumor?

Won’t know until closer to kickoff.

 

[NoDak]

It can be multiple thighs.

Sneak up behind your wife, then jump out and slap her thighs repeatedly while yelling as loud as you can.

And film this. Thanks.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

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He's going to push our shit in tonight isn't he?

 

[Cotton]

It is 9/11. I would have no problem with you and everyone else flooding this thread with renditions of the national anthem.

 

[1bigfan13]

That place is such a dump for only being 23 years old.

 

[boozeman]

Sneak up behind your wife, then jump out and slap her thighs repeatedly while yelling as loud as you can.

And film this. Thanks.

Wait, so you want me to film my own death?

 

[boozeman]

That place is such a dump for only being 23 years old.

Total shithole poverty franchise.

 

[boozeman]

Awesome scene in New York.

 

[NoDak]

Wait, so you want me to film my own death?

If it wouldn't be too much trouble. Yes.