2022 Cowboys Free Agency Thread

[Newt]

Today was a big day in free agency for the Dallas Cowboys. In the last 24 hours they have brought in, and signed, Offensive Guard Jack Shit as well as a hot new Kicker from South Korea, Fook Mi. Big things coming in 2022!!! Super Bowl or bust baby!!!!

 

[boozeman]

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[mcnuttz]

Today was a big day in free agency for the Dallas Cowboys. In the last 24 hours they have brought in, and signed, Offensive Guard Jack Shit as well as a hot new Kicker from South Korea, Fook Mi. Big things coming in 2022!!! Super Bowl or bust baby!!!!

Post more, seriously.

 

[boozeman]

See? There is a reason Goof Son does what he does. We are lucky he slid down Gene’s leg.

 

[p1_]

Viewing the trade of Cooper and letting Collins walk , I can see us possibly doing same with Zeke after this ‘22 season.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Viewing the trade of Cooper and letting Collins walk , I can see us possibly doing same with Zeke after this ‘22 season.

God I hope so. What a massive mistake that contract is right now.

 

[boozeman]

Viewing the trade of Cooper and letting Collins walk , I can see us possibly doing same with Zeke after this ‘22 season.

Of course.

 

[boozeman]

God I hope so. What a massive mistake that contract is right now.

It basically is why Goof Son is so scared.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

It basically is why Goof Son is so scared.

A fucking abomination that everyone saw coming should obviously terrify a person.

 

[ravidubey]

I still can’t get over losing both Wilson and Cooper.

Dallas went from having an abundance of talent to being average overnight.

Those two would have been good for years to come.

I liked Collins and Gregory for 2022, but not much beyond that, and Connor Williams can go fuck himself.

But losing the WRs cripples the best part of the team, not to mention punts our 2019 1st round pick’s value to Hell.

 

[Foobio]

Maybe there will be a miracle in the draft but this season is already getting train wreck vibes

 

[1bigfan13]

~Checks in on Cowboys free agency activity~

 

[1bigfan13]

Maybe there will be a miracle in the draft but this season is already getting train wreck vibes

They'd have to hit at least three Michah Parson type home runs in the draft to salvage this offseason.

 

[NoDak]

They'd have to hit at least three Michah Parson type home runs in the draft to salvage this offseason.

Only 3 possible all timer type talents?

That’s all?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Only 3 possible all timer type talents?

That’s all?

So you get another Zach Martin at
LG, another Parsons at RE and the next Michael Irvin at WR and we maybe can salvage the season?

 

[NoDak]

So you get another Zach Martin at
LG, another Parsons at RE and the next Michael Irvin at WR and we maybe can salvage the season?

Apparently.

 

[mcnuttz]

Free agency has been a hot wet fart this year, no doubt.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Free agency has been a hot wet fart this year, no doubt.

It usually is but this one is even worse than a wet fart. This is straight up just shitting a whole load in your pants.

 

[Corso]

Free agency has been a hot wet fart this year, no doubt.

Like a shower fart you can't escape because you just started soaping your hair.
You're in it for the long haul, asshole.

 

[NoDak]

Free agency has been a hot wet fart this year, no doubt.

They can be a bit messy, sure.

But let’s be honest here. After the initial stank passes, more often than not you feel better.

So I ask you… Do you still feel this way about FA?