2022 Cowboys Draft Chatter Thread...

[p1_]

That’s a fancy spreadsheet. Did you put that together yourself?

Do you have a microphone?

do I sense some jealousy? You dig a chick who can work a good spreadsheet.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I want a third option that can potentially take over as we wean ourselves off of Elliott. That fat Ewok and his nose rings need to go in more ways than one.

I'm waiting until next year to take it seriously but if there is a guy in the fifth or sixth round might as well take a shot.

 

[boozeman]

I'm waiting until next year to take it seriously but if there is a guy in the fifth or sixth round might as well take a shot.

No, I prepare now.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

No, I prepare now.

Just wasting a year of a rookie contract IMO

 

[Chocolate Lab]

They better get a back somewhere because there's a good chance Elliott and Pollard are both gone next year.

God willing we can retain Rico Dowdle though.

 

[boozeman]

They better get a back somewhere because there's a good chance Elliott and Pollard are both gone next year.

God willing we can retain Rico Dowdle though.

You are being sarcastic, right?

Poor Rico. Since Goof Son considers him strong, I can just stop rooting for him publicly. Back into secret mode.

 

[Cotton]

I want a third option that can potentially take over as we wean ourselves off of Elliott. That fat Ewok and his nose rings need to go in more ways than one.

FYI, the Ewok references will always make me chuckle. Mainly because he looks just like an Ewok.

 

[boozeman]

FYI, the Ewok references will always make me chuckle. Mainly because he looks just like an Ewok.

He is goddamn Wicket.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

You are being sarcastic, right?

Dang it. Thought it was beyond obvious.

 

[Couchcoach]

Stephen knows damn well that Zeke isn't a real threat anymore. He just doesn't want to eat the shit sandwich and admit it.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Stephen knows damn well that Zeke isn't a real threat anymore. He just doesn't want to eat the shit sandwich and admit it.

They will always try to spin shit things as positive. But no one believes them.

 

[p1_]

They will always try to spin shit things as positive. But no one believes them.

Only themselves.

 

[Couchcoach]

They will always try to spin shit things as positive. But no one believes them.

Jones salesmanship mumbo jumbo

 

[boozeman]

Why these bloggers insist that we are an intelligent organization capable of turning two equitable trade downs is beyond me.

 

[Bipo]

Why these bloggers insist that we are an intelligent organization capable of turning two equitable trade downs is beyond me.

That would be a pretty amazing draft tho, I think. I'm no expert.

 

[p1_]

 

[boozeman]

That would be a pretty amazing draft tho, I think. I'm no expert.

Of course it would be an amazing draft.

Jerry and Stephen Jones negotiating two smart trade downs?

That would be a fucking miracle.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Of course it would be an amazing draft.

Jerry and Stephen Jones negotiating two smart trade downs?

That would be a fucking miracle.

Yeah it would be an A+ draft in my book. But things would have to go about perfect for that to happen.

 

[jsmith6919]

Why these bloggers insist that we are an intelligent organization capable of turning two equitable trade downs is beyond me.

JFC our fanbase is retarded. "I did better in unrealistic mock drafts"

 

[Cowboysrock55]

JFC our fanbase is retarded. "I did better in unrealistic mock drafts"

Jesus H Christ people are stupid. If you don't like Green that's fine, I disagree with the assessment but that's fine. But jist because some dumbass mock simulator has Pickens available for us in the second at our normal pick doesn't mean it's true. Those mocks are notoriously awful with rankings.