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He couldn’t hold onto the damned football. I think Parcells might have continued on with him otherwise.

But it was a terrible set of choices
Parcells wasn’t the greatest of player selectors.
 

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I defended Quincy back then. I'm not even ashamed of it. He wasn't good, but back then it was Quincy or Hutchinson and that was an easy choice.

Quincy at least could give you something.

Hutchinson literally couldn't play.
Yeah, Hutchinson was awful too. But were it not for him and someone thinking his wee wee was photoshopped, we would not be here.
 

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1994 NFC Championship Game is now on Fox.

21-7 Niners. I wonder if the Cowboys can come back and win.
 

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Local fox affiliate is airing a movie called "Big Baby."
 

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Local fox affiliate is airing a movie called "Big Baby."
I think you should consider suing. What the fuck kind of affiliate airs shit like that during a pandemic?
 

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Unfortunately, the Top 64 plays against the Cowboys are far more spectacularly improbable and painful

This is just off top of my head...
  • Ice Bowl Bart Starr sneak
  • Don Meredith League Champ end zone INT to Packers
  • Swann SB catch TD
  • Swann SB catch falling down
  • Swann SB catch leaping sideline
  • Jackie Smith
  • The Catch
  • TO on Star
  • McNabb scrambling for eternity and bomb to FredEx
  • 2016 Divisional Aaron Rodgers sideline to set up GW FG
  • The Dez No Catch
  • @ Wash, blocked GW FG with penalty sets up Redskins GW FG with no time
  • 1995 4th & 1
  • Leon Lett SB
  • Leon Lett Thanksgiving
  • Tashard Choice @Wash before halftime
  • 2016 vs Chiefs TD before halftime. NonHail Mary from 60 yards out. Just short pass to Tyreek Hill and runs all the way with 00:00
  • 1997 vs Jim Harbaugh Colts our kicker’s GW FG as time expires is accurate but bounces off crossbar
  • The Bobble
  • Randy Moss - Thanksgiving 3 TD (pick one)
  • 2009 Baltimore going consecutive 60+ yard TD run
  • Late 90s Aikman vs Eagles going for GW TD in redzone but gets pick six ~100 yards
  • Odell Beckham one-handed poster
  • vs Arizona OT blocked McBriar punt for GW TD
  • vs Saints TRRW running for game closer TD and ball knocked out from behind 5 yards from TD
  • Does Garrett icing own kicker count?
  • Randall Cunningham fake kneel down for TD
  • Calvin Johnson over three Cowboys bomb TD
  • Romo GW pick six to Steelers
  • Santana Moss bomb TD leading to Gibbs leap
  • 1994 NFCC Jerry Rice TD before halftime
  • 1980 NFCC Wilbert Montgomery TD run
  • Not one play, but does Aikman getting sacked 11 times vs PHI (90 or 91) count?
How many is that just from memory?
- EDIT: 1991 Barry Sanders TD playoff run that had Casillas stargazing

I’m sure I’m missing some John Riggins runs, Paul Warfield catches, Walter Payton runs, Terrell Davis runs, Eric Dickerson runs

I know @Texas Ace and @1bigfan13 will appreciate this list
 
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The beginning of the game was horrible. Dallas had plenty of time to pull it closer. Boniol misses a chip shot FG and there is also the unforgivable TD right as the 2nd Quarter expired. That was the ball game.

But down at 31-14 at halftime, I don't get how people still recall a romantic comeback that was just ruined by a Deion Sanders interference call. There was a lot more to that game.

BTW, Candlestick was such a shit hole.
 

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@ Wash, blocked GW FG with penalty sets up Redskins GW FG with no time
to this day, I have no earthly idea how we lost that game. in the span of a few seconds, we went from a game winning FG attempt for Dallas to a game winning FG attempt for the Skins. TO dropping a bomb for an easy TD didn't help.

 

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to this day, I have no earthly idea how we lost that game. in the span of a few seconds, we went from a game winning FG attempt for Dallas to a game winning FG attempt for the Skins. TO dropping a bomb for an easy TD didn't help.

Should’ve been OT at worst, but nope, someone tugs Sean Taylor’s facemask on the runback. Can’t end game on penalty and Skins get one more untimed play. Unbelievable that won’t be duplicated. Almost as incredible as Auburn vs Alabama (?) missed FG returned for TD
 

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The beginning of the game was horrible. Dallas had plenty of time to pull it closer. Boniol misses a chip shot FG and there is also the unforgivable TD right as the 2nd Quarter expired. That was the ball game.

But down at 31-14 at halftime, I don't get how people still recall a romantic comeback that was just ruined by a Deion Sanders interference call. There was a lot more to that game.

BTW, Candlestick was such a shit hole.
Yeah, that pre-halftime Jerry Rice TD made my list. That essentially killed any realistic comeback.

Amazing our defense couldn’t hold them to one FG in the first quarter.

Only real silver lining is that killed the double star jerseys from being our special playoffs-only jersey that Jerruh was trying to promote them as.
 

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Unfortunately, the Top 64 plays against the Cowboys are far more spectacularly improbable and painful

This is just off top of my head...
  • Ice Bowl Bart Starr sneak
  • Don Meredith League Champ end zone INT to Packers
  • Swann SB catch TD
  • Swann SB catch falling down
  • Swann SB catch leaping sideline
  • Jackie Smith
  • The Catch
  • TO on Star
  • McNabb scrambling for eternity and bomb to FredEx
  • 2016 Divisional Aaron Rodgers sideline to set up GW FG
  • The Dez No Catch
  • @ Wash, blocked GW FG with penalty sets up Redskins GW FG with no time
  • 1995 4th & 1
  • Leon Lett SB
  • Leon Lett Thanksgiving
  • Tashard Choice @Wash before halftime
  • 2016 vs Chiefs TD before halftime. NonHail Mary from 60 yards out. Just short pass to Tyreek Hill and runs all the way with 00:00
  • 1997 vs Jim Harbaugh Colts our kicker’s GW FG as time expires is accurate but bounces off crossbar
  • The Bobble
  • Randy Moss - Thanksgiving 3 TD (pick one)
  • 2009 Baltimore going consecutive 60+ yard TD run
  • Late 90s Aikman vs Eagles going for GW TD in redzone but gets pick six ~100 yards
  • Odell Beckham one-handed poster
  • vs Arizona OT blocked McBriar punt for GW TD
  • vs Saints TRRW running for game closer TD and ball knocked out from behind 5 yards from TD
  • Does Garrett icing own kicker count?
  • Randall Cunningham fake kneel down for TD
  • Calvin Johnson over three Cowboys bomb TD
  • Romo GW pick six to Steelers
  • Santana Moss bomb TD leading to Gibbs leap
  • 1994 NFCC Jerry Rice TD before halftime
  • 1982 NFCC Wilbert Montgomery TD run

How many is that just from memory?

I’m sure I’m missing some John Riggins runs, Paul Warfield catches, Walter Payton runs, Terrell Davis runs, Eric Dickerson runs

I know @Texas Ace and @1bigfan13 will appreciate this list
  • Losing to Lions in bizarre fashion in 1981
  • Romo's game ending pick in the 2007 Champ Game. In his defense, he had to throw it into the endzone from 20 yards away.
 

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That Young TD and spike made me break shit. I didn't fall for the fake comeback after that score that put them up 38-21.
 

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That Young TD and spike made me break shit. I didn't fall for the fake comeback after that score that put them up 38-21.
Will never forgive Jerry Jones for 1994.

I’d rather get a root canal than watch that game.
 

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:lol

Haley knocked off that faggy little helmet shell Steve Wallace wore.
 
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