2015 Wildcard Weekend Gameday Chatter | 1/9/2016

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Nastiest nose injury I've ever seen was Cowboys ruining that Redskins punter's nose.

 

[boozeman]

Oh that's awesome.

Russell Wilson might end up being the holder if Ryan is out.

If there were a kind and just Almighty, that fuck would bobble the snap for the game winning FG.

 

[GShock]

Now that baby is alseep, me too with the laptop.

By the way, #2 coming in June.

Congrats!

 

[boozeman]

Congrats!

He is living dangerously.

Stacking one on top of the other like that.

 

[22cowboysfan22]

Such a stupid challenge by Zimmer. You're never going to win this.

 

[boozeman]

Why can't they have some sort of laser light to determine these kind of things. You can't tell me the technology is not there.

 

[Texas Ace]

Nastiest nose injury I've ever seen was Cowboys ruining that Redskins punter's nose.

His nose looked like a bell pepper. It was completely flattened and wide.

 

[Texas Ace]

Why can't they have some sort of laser light to determine these kind of things. You can't tell me the technology is not there.

Yes, it's there.

They already use it in soccer over in Europe to determine whether the ball completely crosses the line in goal.

 

[Cotton]

Quick, someone photoshop this to show "The Model" Rick Martel giving him the Boston Crab.

 

[Cotton]

Yup. My plan is to let the children decide if they want to be hometown team fans or Cowboys fans. I won't force their hands.

But if not Cowboys, must be hometown team. Fuck them becoming Packers or Steelers fans.

That means they would be a Niners fan. You can GTFO now.

 

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Quick, someone photoshop this to show "The Model" Rick Martel giving him the Boston Crab.

Fuck. Too quick.

 

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That means they would be a Niners fan. You can GTFO now.

I know.

 

[Cotton]

Fuck. Too quick.

Paint is amazing, no?

 

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He is living dangerously.

Stacking one on top of the other like that.

It is. Less than 2 years apart. I'm fucked.

 

[Texas Ace]

Man, that is a terrible photoshop, but maybe that's why I like it.

 

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Iron Man 2 is next

 

[Cotton]

Man, that is a terrible photoshop, but maybe that's why I like it.

See the Seahawks player in the background. It almost looks like he is saying, "DAAAAAAAAAMN!".

 

[boozeman]

Norv needs to open things up and take a shot.

 

[Texas Ace]

That's what having a real safety does for you.

Someday, we'll actually decide to field some talent at that position and stop insisting with the awful trio of Church, Wilcox, and Heath.

 

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Wow. Horrible movie. Fn Jake Gyllenhaal.