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Thank you for keeping me in reality. Fuck the Eagles. Go Pats!
When they started cheering when the gurney came out.
Thank you for keeping me in reality. Fuck the Eagles. Go Pats!
With the same douchey $200-haircut-but-looks-like-I-didn’t-do-my-hair, John Cena looks like Tom Brady.
Fuck it, go Eagles.
We should root for the Eagles because if the Eagles win the Super Bowl, and we beat the Eagles last time we played them, then I think we can declare ourselves Super Bowl Champions and hang a banner.
We should root for the Eagles because if the Eagles win the Super Bowl, and we beat the Eagles last time we played them, then I think we can declare ourselves Super Bowl Champions and hang a banner.
There was barely an internet the last time we were in the super bowl.
What? That’s not how it works?
...we last played in a SB before f'n HD was invented.
Funniest 'finish this sentence' gets a free Bingo square.There was barely an internet the last time we were in the super bowl.
...Smitty still had placenta juice on his face.The last time the Cowboys played in a Super Bowl was so long ago....
From something sexual......Smitty still had placenta juice on his face.
Okay, I was kind of indifferent until being reminded of this shit.
No, from his momma's amniotic sac, you sick fuck.From something sexual...