I was thinking about buying a cheap knock off jersey from China, ya know, to keep Jerry from getting my money.
But I realized two things:
1) I don't know any good sites for this kind of merchandise, and
2) I'm not sure who I'd get. A lot of our guys are kinda unlikeable... or old... or have question marks. I want someone long lasting... cause I'm cheap and I don't want to have to buy a new jersey every 2-3 years. So that means no Witten.... Dez would be interesting but he is already 8 years in the league.... would kinda want a younger guy or someone with more shelf life. This takes Lee out of the equation too.
Elliott is on the verge of getting suspended. Not sure I want to go there. Prescott is too obvious... plus I still have in the back of my head, cause I'm overly pessimistic and scarred as a Cowboys fan.... "he needs to show it again before I really believe he's the long term guy here."
Martin feels boring. Frederick has the beard, so that could be cool... but do I really want an offensive lineman?
I'd even be ok with a role player kind of guy... but Beasley may be gone in 2 years, replaced by Switzer.
Jaylon Smith has injury concerns, hasn't proven himself yet.
I'd die before I wear a CB jersey, so no Awuzie or Lewis.
Prescott may be the answer here. I wish Elliott wasn't being such a retard... he'd be the easy pick.
