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  1. Newt

    The Dur thread.

    Looks like she fell on top of a hot air balloon. Glad everyone was safe.
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    49ers Stuff…

    I don’t understand this move, if true, by the 49ers. Wouldnt they have to pick up his ridiculous salary?
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    The Kids Thread…

    I have a 13 year old son. Its been relatively easy up to this point, I expect the next few years to be a pain in the ass though. Can't help with the girl subject, I got lucky and never looked back. With just the one boy, we only have to worry about one penis.
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    49ers Stuff…

    I think you're right. It would be nice to go hang 45 on them, but this will probably be a 24-20 type game and I have no idea who wins.
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    49ers Stuff…

    I know the 49ers are a good team. But do we have questions about who they are as well? If you look at it, who have they beaten this year? Steelers, 30-7, expected, the Steelers are trash right now. Rams, 30-23, beat the Rams by one score. Giants, 30-12, we know what the Giants are, a bunch of...
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    49ers Stuff…

    Games like this are why the Arizona game hurts so bad. I can see us winning this game. I can see us losing this game. But with the extra loss to the Cardinals this game becomes extremely important for playoff seeding. The 49ers are a tough draw for us. Strong running game and a QB that...
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    2023 Season | Week 3 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Cardinals | 09/24/2023

    We lost one player on defense and are playing completely different. No reason for that. Call the game the same way. Be aggressive. Good lord this is stupid.
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    2023 Season | Week 3 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Cardinals | 09/24/2023

    Jared Goff with a rushing touchdown. Nobody gets fantasy points!
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    2023 Season | Week 2 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Jets @ Cowboys | 9/17/2023

    I’m sure she’s a good cook.
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    2023 Season | Week 2 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Jets @ Cowboys | 9/17/2023

    Make sure I understand this correctly; Dallas Cowboys 2-0 Kellen Moore 0-2 Interesting….
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    Cowboys Trade for QB Trey Lance

    I mean, I guess he still has a few years on his rookie deal so maybe a salary cap thing too? Trade Rush now and use the extra dollars on other players. It’s not a lot but ever penny counts I guess.
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    Cowboys Trade for QB Trey Lance

    Why though?
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    Cowboys Trade for QB Trey Lance

    Wtf?!?
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    DCC Appreciation Thread...

    So I went to the doctor the other day and told him the entrance to my butthole was hurting. He told me it would hurt a lot less if I stopped calling it an entrance....
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    Cowboys Hire John Park as Director of Strategic Football Operations

    So now we just need to sign a bunch of players that get on base... Asian Jonah Hill and fat Brad Pitt will make it work. That's a Money Ball reference.... Yeah fuck it, back in the shadows...
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    2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Zack Martin is amazing. Would have been even better if Fred Beard was still around.
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    NFL General Managers took Jerry Jones to school during draft

    Kiss his whole ass!!! Every inch of it.
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    NFL General Managers took Jerry Jones to school during draft

    Sometimes, when I think the whole world has gone batshit crazy, I come here to read your posts. Props, you magnificent son of a bitch.
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    2023 Draft Weekend Chatter Thread...

    Why though???
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    2023 Cowboys Free Agency

    well there’s that….
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