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Wait.... Booze isn't dead??? Thanks for making me look like a jackass, I Am That Damn GAY....

RIP Booze, there will never be another like you.

I tend to agree with this. We have pretty good talent on defense to go along with an elite DC. I don't think we fall flat on our face. They may not lead the league in turnovers, but I don't see a big drop from last year. Adding Barr makes me feel a lot better.

I thought everyone here was planning on meeting up down there?

So Biden can catch COVID 3 times but can't catch lightning once?

Took the kid to see Super Pets yesterday, really enjoyed it, could be the best DC movie yet. Facetiously of course. But it was as good as any other Kevin Hart/Rock Movie. Worth a trip to the theater.

This is all I can think about.... "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for...

It the new Keto Fad Diet, Raw Bacon Shits, 20 pounds lost in three days or your money back....

Who the fuck would consider 1 or 2 an option?

Milk, we go through 2 gallons a week, whole milk, none of that skim crap. Long John Silver's should be in the fast food HOF, they recently brought back All You Can Eat Sundays.... Unlimited fish? Yes please!

I have to buy the great value ketchup to be able to afford the organic milk. And I have to afford the organic milk or listen to my wife complain. I choose when and where I take my loses.

I'm not even gonna lie, when it comes to ketchup I'm grabbing the Great Value 64 ounce squeeze top bottle. Mayo and Mustard, I stick with the name brands. Ketchup is Ketchup.... No need to be fancy.

Nobody "needs" 10 pounds. You gotta want it man!!!

Equal parts mayo and ketchup, add a little salt and pepper, stir until well blended. Dip everything, gain 10 pounds. Repeat as needed.

Fuck man. One of my all time favorites. So tough. RIP 24

Thanks Joseph, but we are happy with our current roster. A few key special teamers and we should be picking at 31 or 32 next year, everyone should be happy with those types of results. /Jerruh

Today was a big day in free agency for the Dallas Cowboys. In the last 24 hours they have brought in, and signed, Offensive Guard Jack Shit as well as a hot new Kicker from South Korea, Fook Mi. Big things coming in 2022!!! Super Bowl or bust baby!!!!

Just checking to see if I missed anything? No? Alright, cool, ya'll keep up the good work.

I don't disagree, at all, but damn you are a DFDC. Again, you're not wrong. Just an asshole.

I'm always lurking in the background. The DCC is the nets #1 place to get up to the minute Dallas Cowboys news and make you want to hang yourself in a reinforced closet.