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  1. Newt

    2022 Season | Week 17 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Titans | 12/29/2022

    Well I'm going to get lunch, you guys need to figure this shit out while I'm gone.
  2. Newt

    2022 Season | Week 17 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Titans | 12/29/2022

    This is half on you too. You could've started this thread. This is gonna go off the rails quick.
  3. Newt

    2022 Season | Week 17 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Titans | 12/29/2022

    The back side to that story is, one day he kicked me in the asshole and it instantly made me have to shit. We were in the middle of this guys back yard taking down an above ground pool. The guy who owned the house had left to go to church, he locked all of his doors so I had to shit in his...
  4. Newt

    2022 Season | Week 17 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Titans | 12/29/2022

    Goddammit.... You did it, if shit hits the fan tonight, its on you.
  5. Newt

    2022 Season | Week 17 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Titans | 12/29/2022

    In Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr. tells the director "stop tailgating me you pasty teabag!" One day a while later my brother was fucking with me, he was following me around trying to kick me in the asshole, so I yelled at him to "stop tailgating me you tasty peebag...." which got a...
  6. Newt

    2022 Season | Week 17 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Titans | 12/29/2022

    I thought this avatar went better with my signature line. Also, this is one of my favorite movies of all time. It was time for a change.
  7. Newt

    2022 Season | Week 17 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Titans | 12/29/2022

    We can't allow bad jokes in the game day thread. Another infraction could result in punishment.
  8. Newt

    2022 Season | Week 17 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Titans | 12/29/2022

    This is generally the type of game that scares me. But the Titans with no Henry should be a W. Good game to get younger guys some reps.
  9. Newt

    2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    For sure, I hear alot of people saying they don't want Green Bay to make the playoffs because we can't beat Aaron Rodgers. I say fuck Aaron Rodgers, he hates puppies and loves wieners..... But seriously, it really doesn't matter who we play in the playoffs. If we can't beat those teams we...
  10. Newt

    2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    This may sound crazy, but I want Green Bay to make the playoffs. If I understand correctly, the only seed they could take is 7. If the Eagles hold on to the 1 seed the Packers could be the route to a Cowboys home game for the NFC Championship. I think I would rather play the Packers at home...
  11. Newt

    2022 Cowboys Pro Bowlers

    Yeah, I'm not sure what Turpin has done to deserve any recognition. Outside of the preseason he hasn't been special.
  12. Newt

    Must See Movies

    It was funny, I felt bad for a while, we had watched the original IT at home and he liked it. It wasn’t scary to him at all. The newer one didn’t really bother him either. But when he opened the door on the Tahoe and that ballon floated out to him, wow, I thought he shit himself. I think he...
  13. Newt

    Must See Movies

    We took him to see Violent Night last weekend, he likes John Wick. And we took him to see IT in theaters, probably not the best parenting decision, worse that my brother put a red balloon in his car seat while we were in the theater. He slept with us that night. My wife doesn’t like the...
  14. Newt

    Must See Movies

    A lot of talk about Bullet Train. I haven't watched it yet, the kid wants to watch it, he has asked i don't know how many times. Anything super inappropriate for a 12 year old?
  15. Newt

    TV Thread

    That guy in the middle got the pity money. Here's $1,000, thanks for sucking it up today!
  16. Newt

    DCC Appreciation Thread...

    Also, would you mind laying down under that glass coffee table??? ~cross thread talk~
  17. Newt

    DCC Appreciation Thread...

    Look, I won't have some sausage fest committee tell me what to do. If I want a creamy white sauce on top of wieners as they are going in my mouth, then dammit, that's exactly what I'll have!
  18. Newt

    DCC Appreciation Thread...

    Mayo it is then.
  19. Newt

    Home Improvement/DIY Projects

    I just got done with that, I hated scraping the ceiling. It's done now, but I'll never do it again.
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