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Hey, at least we're guaranteed not to lose this week. Can't get beat if you ain't playing.

Tonight we get Bulldog Max Scherzer back to pitch against Houston's very mediocre Christian Javier who we should be able to take deep a few times. 8-3 Rangers. One more win from clinching a trip to the World Series after tonight.

Six more wins and then we can relax, lol.

Maybe because beastiality is one of the things that's down that infamous slippery slope that everyone wants to pretend doesn't exist?

He should rip both a new one.

Specifically to annoy you! Just kidding.

This football team looks lost right now. Thank God the Rangers are good again!

Thanks bro!

Against the Astros, at that! Just awesome!

That's about as good a game you could ask for from Eovaldi. Need the offense and bullpen to do their part now.

Need the offense to get a couple of runs.

Eovaldi gets out of the jam clean.

You will soon. Trust me. When we clinch a trip to the WS, you'll be almost as big of a homer as me.

We got our other stud Nathan Eovaldi starting for Texas tomorrow. He's clutch as it gets in the playoffs and not having to face Verlander should favor Texas bigly. Think we take the game tomorrow but put up a little more offense. 5-2 or 5-3.

He's really bad. Texas is definitely catching some major breaks this postseason. I ain't complaining, though.

@Cotton Not gonna name them, but if a "certain baseball team" wins the WS, the Cowboys can suck and I literally will not care.

:flairwoo

Just gotta win half of the rest to advance to the World Series, boys!

Finally, I can relax, lol.

Up to LeClerc to protect the lead.