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@staff This hire does not deserve a thread title change. For fucks sake. Please don’t.

God no.

1/2 priced concessions by week 5.

Schotty 2 Shitty

@boozeman Cooper Rush was adamantly against this hire. I will tell you that.

The first offensive coordinator to not call plays just got promoted. I think. You’ll have to fact check that.

I will.

Tony D wears a visor. It all makes sense now.

I never heard back from the organization for an interview. They knew they were hiring Brian the whole fucking time. A guy who held the label of OC and didn’t even call plays just got promoted to head coach because of what exactly? Was he really good at saying “Yeah!” After Mike McCarthy...

You asshole. Delete that.

Nobody deserved to escape that hell hole more. He’s been fantastic.

Start destroying the cartels.

It’s like these former Cowboys haven’t suffered through this shit enough.

My man.

Then you fire your bloated piece of shit capologist and let him seek employment elsewhere. I’m sure both he and Brian Schottenheimer will land on their feet with many other opportunities in the NFL. Yeah, my ass they will.

That’s 100% what happened. They saw a fat man in a sweatsuit and thought he’d react like Wade Phillips to Jason Witten being Jason Garrett 2.0. They overplayed their hand and never thought in a million years they weren’t the ones with the winning hand.