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Teams who had success against us running would run at Micah a lot. We seen that over and over. What do we do? Oh, fuckin run away from that guy. They’ll be expecting us to run at him.

Do not show that Uncle Dave lookin motherfucker again. He’s worse than Nolan.

Fuckin dorks.

If you wear a guardian cap, you better also sit down to pee.

He’s an embarrassment.

It’s very easy to understand why Schottenheimer wasn’t allowed to calls plays under McCarthy.

I don’t see how Schottenheimer and company last an entire season.

If they can’t cover one, they damn sure can’t cover two.

Chocolate donut with custard filling is something I eat once a year if that, but it’s easily the best donut of all time.

Jake Ferguson: “Hold my soda.”

That’s exactly why I like you.

No offense to you people who love your pets. I’m sure they’re swell and all that, and I hope they live forever and shit. That’s awesome.

I was going to say something cunty, but I like you too much. I’ve never been able to get emotional about an animal after my first dog had to be put down. I’ve tried having another dog, I just couldn’t give a single fuck about it, and I’m fine with that. I look at animal lovers now and I just...

Fuck them pets.

I hate him a lot, Booze.

The one saving grace is they’ll probably have Ferguson giving help to both tackles all game, so no 13 catches for 62 yards.

I saw that quote earlier today and figured it was fake. Nope. He’s as stupid as he looks.

:Schottenheimer doofus face

I bought a Ridgid 12” sliding compound mitre saw back in 2020 and never registered it for the lifetime warranty. I’m currently building a huge entertainment center/bookcase for a client and noticed I was getting some wobble in my blade. After switching out the blade with several different...

Hold your tongue, whore.