2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

CowboyRoy

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"In the final five games, Elliott did not run for more than 68 yards and averaged more than 3.1 yards per carry just once."
Zeke absolutely sucks, there is no debate. There is no sugar coating what is another jerry Jones complete blunder.
 

CowboyRoy

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Reading that it sounds like more base 4-3 with WLB Clark, MLB Kendrick, Overshown SLB.

Guess that means the tiniest DE in the league will be a DE. Truly fucking retarded. He'll dominate 75% of the year, start gassing towards end of season and have little for playoffs if they make them as usual.
Yeah I mean if you really wanted Lloyd or Wright you take them with that end of the third pick. If you aren't that in love than just trade down.

Honestly, I think they liked both of those two but who knows.
I bet Zimmer will have Parsons playing at MLB in first down or obvious run downs. Kendricks would play MLB when Parsons isnt in there.
 

CowboyRoy

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Well he should be well rested now. I'm still shocked by how little we care about RB for a team that desperately needs a dominant running game.

And at WR, it's Brooks, Tolbert and Flournoy competing for WR3 and serious snaps? Oh boy. We seriously lack in terms of offensive weapons.
lamb, Brooks, Tolbert, Turpin can make plays. Theres is enough talent there. Especially considering Ferguson is the real #2 pass catcher. Schoonmaker should make a jump as well.

The problem will be the run game as always. Especially with Zeke Idiot back AND starting.
 

Cotton

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When I nicknamed this guy Loofa I had never even seen a picture of him. I was just going off his name. But, now that I have seen a picture of him he does actually look like a loofa. Yeah, this nickname is sticking. :rofl



/crosspost
 

boozeman

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Who else on this roster? As it stands right now, he’s probably getting the bulk of the carries. We can bitch ‘till we’re blue in the face. It’s not changing anything.
Wait…I have been doing this message board bitching thing forever and it doesn’t change anything?
 

Chocolate Lab

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Sam Williams, genius.

Check the necklace. :doh

 

NoDak

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Wait…I have been doing this message board bitching thing forever and it doesn’t change anything?
Bitching about something is one thing. But repeating the same thing over and over ad nauseum gets old in a hurry.
 
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