2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

Bill Shatner

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I wonder if there are any homers reading this thread and screaming at their screen...."THEY'RE GONNA SHOW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HOW GOOD THE ROSTER REALLY IS!!"

Then they get up out of their computer chair and and do that thigh slap thing like Boozemun does.
 

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I wonder if there are any homers reading this thread and screaming at their screen...."THEY'RE GONNA SHOW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HOW GOOD THE ROSTER REALLY IS!!"

Then they get up out of their computer chair and and do that thigh slap thing like Boozemun does.
Always a good time to revisit this.

 

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When I post the video of Kristi stripping just for you, you will be sorry. Very very sorry.
I just wouldn't watch it, and then shame you forever for actually doing that.
 

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How would he have that?
Same way I have two videos of the thigh slapper. But, it would mean him contacting that filthy whore and then watching the video himself. It would be glorious.
 

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Slater got a little sassy.


What a smarmy douchebag. Says they're "working on it," and then contradicts himself saying they want to "see some more leaves fall," whatever the fuck that means.
 

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I wonder if there are any homers reading this thread and screaming at their screen...."THEY'RE GONNA SHOW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HOW GOOD THE ROSTER REALLY IS!!"

I'd put the over/under at 2.3 million of them.
 

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I just wouldn't watch it, and then shame you forever for actually doing that.
If you think I have watched more than a few seconds of the thigh slapper’s ode to me, you are mistaken.
 

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If you think I have watched more than a few seconds of the thigh slapper’s ode to me, you are mistaken.
You have watched those videos with your pants on the ground as often as you have Kristie's wink.
 
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