Recent content by Sheik

Holy shit. It takes a lot to make me audibly chuckle. Good job, squirt.

That’s what my aunt told my younger brother when he found out she took me to a WWF show and not him because he was “too young”. That show was great.

Nothing good ever happens to me.

Reading this thread, I think the DCC convention is going to be a massive gay orgy. When is it?

I’m pretty sure Irving Cowboy is Rob Reiner or Joy Behar.

:lol I’m leaving it.

I’ve had enough of the crop tops and Jose rings. I’ll pass.

Boff of y’all can suck my D from the back.

If my kid came home and proclaimed she was a furry, that little bitch would be eating dry pet food until they decided to snap out of it.

I could fix it for way less $ and immunity from prosecution.

Jerry and Stephen would be beaten to death in an alley if they pulled this shit in a back room poker game.

Art is gay as F. All forms.

I can count on one hand the women I’ve seen in this state that I would bang. Wanna ensure your man will probably never cheat? Move to rural SE Oklahoma.

One thing I’ve noticed about Oklahoma since I’ve been working this job, there are a ton of dykes here. Also, there are a ton of women who I also assume are dykes, but aren’t. Teeth are very optional here too. I find myself wondering often, “do you not know we have pretty good dental insurance?”.

I noticed yesterday that in order to view that site, I have to create an account. Easiest way to cure someone from a porn addiction right there. I’ll pass.