Recent content by Plan9Misfit

Quality journalism, I tell you.

gee...

It must be nice having a real GM. Someone who actually understands how to construct a team.

Well, we were. So, there’s that.

This is what happens when a team is run by a perfect mix of idiots, carnival barkers, clowns, and inbred hillbilly rednecks.

That's a joke, right?

Her face looks as bashed in as his. If they have kids, they’ll look like catcher’s mitts.

When you have a quality front office that knows what it’s doing and you have a legitimate franchise QB, yes. We have neither.

Which is exactly why no team should ever structure contracts that way. It’s a fucking retarded way of doing business. You’d think the Clampett’s would’ve figured that out by now, but….nope.

Good old Marion Morrison at USC.

Kelce is too high profile to say “no” to.

As long as the team makes money regardless of the product output on the field, he has no reason to change anything. Jerry is taking the Donald Sterling Los Angeles Clippers approach. Do nothing, and make money anyway.

Would you expect anything else from him?

They did the same with Romo. If anyone recalls, his dreadful deal had to be reworked every year to avoid becoming a massive cap burden.