DCC Appreciation Thread...

[Cotton]

What is Bella cotton?

My last name is Cotton. If you say Bella Cotton it sounds a whole lot like bale of cotton. Please tell me you know what a bale of cotton is.

 

[bbgun]

I don't get it.

I'd explain it, but I can't take another dur.

 

[Genghis Khan]

My last name is Cotton. If you say Bella Cotton it sounds a whole lot like bale of cotton. Please tell me you know what a bale of cotton is.

Oh I see. I do know what a bale is. I guess I haven't shucked one in a while.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I'd explain it, but I can't take another dur.

I think it came to me after I asked. Luke and Bo right? I think that was their names.

 

[Cotton]

Oh I see. I do know what a bale is. I guess I haven't shucked one in a while.

wut

 

[bbgun]

I think it came to me after I asked. Luke and Bo right? I think that was their names.

Yes! Here was my thought process:

"Honey, I'd like to name our son after Luke Skywalker."

Hell no.

"How about Luke Duke?"

That's fine then.
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On second thought, I'll dur myself.

 

[Genghis Khan]

wut

Isn't that what you do with bales? Shuck them?

 

[Cotton]

Isn't that what you do with bales? Shuck them?

No, that's what you do with a corn cob. Or peas. Or green beans.

 

[Genghis Khan]

No, that's what you do with a corn cob. Or peas. Or green beans.

It's hard to keep up. These new modern farming techniques frighten and confuse me.

 

[NoDak]

No, that's what you do with a corn cob. Or peas. Or green beans.

Unless he’s talking shuck as in throw. I guess you could throw a square bale. But good luck trying that with a round bale.



As an aside… How confused do you think he will be because you can throw one shape of bale, but not the other.

 

[Cotton]

Unless he’s talking shuck as in throw. I guess you could throw a square bale. But good luck trying that with a round bale.



As an aside… How confused do you think he will be because you can throw one shape of bale, but not the other.

I thought that was chuck not shuck. And, yes, let's please let him ponder the difference between a square bale and a round bale. You can not Google, Geng. That's cheating.

 

[Cotton]

It's hard to keep up. These new modern farming techniques frighten and confuse me.

Modern?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Modern?

 

[Cotton]

Do you know the difference between a square bale and a round bale, son?

 

[Genghis Khan]

I thought that was chuck not shuck. And, yes, let's please let him ponder the difference between a square bale and a round bale. You can not Google, Geng. That's cheating.

I wouldn't think there was a functional difference but if we're being honest I obviously don't know the first thing about it.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Do you know the difference between a square bale and a round bale, son?

Other than shape, no.

 

[Cotton]

I wouldn't think there was a functional difference but if we're being honest I obviously don't know the first thing about it.

One is bigger than the other. You must guess which one and how they get loaded on a trailer.

Oh, and you aren't having near as much fun with this as I am.

 

[NoDak]

I wouldn't think there was a functional difference but if we're being honest I obviously don't know the first thing about it.

Square bales are smaller. Usually 80-120 lbs. Round bales are large. 1400-1600lbs. Used to feed much larger herds easier. Squares are rarely used any more, except for feeding individual animals kept close to home.

 

[Cotton]

Square bales are smaller. Usually 80-120 lbs. Round bales are large. 1400-1600lbs. Used to feed much larger herds easier. Squares are rarely used any more, except for feeding individual animals kept close to home.

Same with cotton. Except the feeding part, obviously.

 

[Cotton]

Bella Cotton, people!