2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Genghis Khan]

That last part actually makes sense.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Something about learning from past or doomed to repeat...

 

[Cujo]

Dude, I just can't. Fuck.

 

[ravidubey]

this is comical

Just like Mike McCarthy watched every snap of the 2019 NFL Season.

 

[boozeman]

Just like Mike McCarthy watched every snap of the 2019 NFL Season.

I still wish I could find that article about his antics in Green Bay. Massages, absentee boss.

 

[Foobio]

I still wish I could find that article about his antics in Green Bay. Massages, absentee boss.

This one?

Report: Mike McCarthy routinely skipped team meetings for massages

If you believe that there are no coincidences in life, then you'll be convinced it was no coincidence that a mostly-positive interview of Packers coach Mike McCarthy debuted at ESPN one day before Bleacher Report published a comprehensive analysis of the perennial dysfunction the Packers…

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Here’s the first chunk of the article that caused me to mutter an expletive. In reference to the perception that McCarthy began to check out late in his tenure with the Packers, Dunne wrote this: “About once a week, a meeting would start up and McCarthy was MIA. Players weren’t quite sure where he was while, for example, an assistant coach would run the team’s final prep on the Saturday before a game. Eventually, word leaked that McCarthy, the one calling plays on game day, was up in his office getting a massage during those meetings.”

Dunne reports that McCarthy’s massage therapist told a player that McCarthy would “sneak her up a back stairway” so that no one would realize that, while the team was working, the coach was not.

“If you’re not a part of meetings, and then you’re trying to be pissed about execution, nobody’s going to really respect you,” an unnamed former Packers front-office member told Dunne. “They’re going to look at you like, ‘Where have you been all week?’ It sounded like he was really just chilling.”

Later in the article, Dunne points out that an unnamed Packers player who had heard about McCarthy’s massage habit wondered whether “Rodgers started that rumor and tried spreading it to anybody that’d listen.” That speaks to the toxic nature of the relationship between coach and quarterback, something that reportedly lasted for a very long time.

 

[boozeman]

This one?

Report: Mike McCarthy routinely skipped team meetings for massages

If you believe that there are no coincidences in life, then you'll be convinced it was no coincidence that a mostly-positive interview of Packers coach Mike McCarthy debuted at ESPN one day before Bleacher Report published a comprehensive analysis of the perennial dysfunction the Packers…

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Yes! Thank you. I bet it took you two seconds.

 

[Tony D]

It's crazy to think that KM thought the Bucs were going to play D the same way they did last opening game. Bowles adjusted and KM did not. And KM couldn't adjust throughout the game either. I get we're down at WR and have some new guys on OL, but that performance was embarrassing.

And on top of it Dak played an awful game. It happens. No over reaction needed there.

 

[boozeman]

“Mike has a low football IQ, and that used to always bother Aaron," this source says. "He'd say Mike has one of the lowest IQs, if not the lowest IQ, of any coach he's ever had."

I am starting to believe that.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Meh, Rodgers thinks everyone is a moron compared to himself.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Meh, Rodgers thinks everyone is a moron compared to himself.

Exactly. It's kind of dumb to take a hit piece as gospel that clearly came from Rodgers' camp.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Rev]

Its going to be a sad day this offseason when Quinn leaves.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cotton]

You hate to see it.

 

[Cotton]

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m starting to get a little concerned about this team.

 

[Foobio]

worth a repost.

 

[boozeman]

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m starting to get a little concerned about this team.

The only thing I feel decent about is the defense, provided that Fournette running wild was just a bad Sunday.

 

[Texas Ace]

BEAUTIFUL.