I Like Beer A Lot

[gp_cowpolk]

what is there to catch over there?

They have the usual fresh water stuff that Texas has But there are Trout here Have never caught one

 

[Puttyism]

where r all u drunks? @Ranch @Puttyism @Corso @gp_cowpolk @PA CowboyFan ???

must all be relaxing on a friday

Working! 6am-3pm. Kitty has no time to stroll on beach!

Yeah man, that good chewy ice.

Y'all don't have Sonic in Puttyland?

Lol. You're getting it. There's absolutely nothing Sonic in Puttyland. Unless you count measurements. :ROFLMAO:

 

[boozeman]

This stuff is nasty. I drank 3 cans one time & blacked out. Never again. Very potent. Twelve ounce cans/14% alcohol. I think the lowest is 10% alcohol. Like me, it comes in many flavors!
I'll stick w/Corona.
I did too Putty. 9AM! Lemon herbal.

Oh just get a bottle of cheap ass Chardonnay. It would be a lot smarter than that.

 

[jsmith6919]

for fast food, putty only goes to in-n-out, which as we all know, is superior to those other brands

 

[boozeman]

Installing an A/C for my niece's apartment before it starts getting hot.

Uncles are a treasure.

Do you happen to have nephews as well?

 

[Corso]

Uncles are a treasure.

Do you happen to have nephews as well?

I do, but they're self-sufficient.
Proudly so.

 

[boozeman]

I do, but they're self-sufficient.
Proudly so.

Oh. Well that's good.

I was just checking. You see, sometimes nephews need help.

Usually happens when they don't have a father figure and their mother is some weak twat who raises them wrong.

 

[gp_cowpolk]

Oh. Well that's good.

I was just checking. You see, sometimes nephews need help.

Usually happens when they don't have a father figure and their mother is some weak twat who raises them wrong.

This is a true story. My lil brother had a son before I had any kids Nephew named Charles after our dad. He had every Christmas gift I ever bought him at age 17 Was always a great kid and respected his family. At age 18 he showed up on the news His boss fired him and he snapped went home got his 357 mag went back to work and shot him He still says he does not remember doing it. Serving life

 

[Corso]

Oh. Well that's good.

I was just checking. You see, sometimes nephews need help.

Usually happens when they don't have a father figure and their mother is some weak twat who raises them wrong.

Oh yeah. I have one that is a high-functioning autist, but that dude is a fighter.
Always there for him, but he guts it out and he makes good decisions so far be it from me to question this life-gladiator.

Otherwise... I never had fam, growing up.
Lost pop at 3 to an accident.
Mom was never there because she had to work 2 jobs in teeny tiny Ingleside, TX.

The mayor would babysit me.

So I went and ended up married the most amazing, incredible best-thing-to-to-ever-happen-in-my-life woman (after many failed ventures) and that meant inheriting her family, which, from lack of experience placed me in unfamiliar territory.

I raised myself and had no one to turn to my entire life, but here were these kids who needed wisdom.
A different eye. A caring one. I wasn't sure I was the one to bring it.

I must have done something right because... Tales to be told later.

My wife is still in disbelief (over 10 years later, we've hit the decade mark!) that her fam loves me as much as they do, but I adhere to the simple philosophy of:

Blood In/Blood Out

Always worked for me. Except for one bad apple, but I know how to put a yapper on a leash gently and let the Fam handle things from there.

 

[Corso]

This is a true story. My lil brother had a son before I had any kids Nephew named Charles after our dad. He had every Christmas gift I ever bought him at age 17 Was always a great kid and respected his family. At age 18 he showed up on the news His boss fired him and he snapped went home got his 357 mag went back to work and shot him He still says he does not remember doing it. Serving life

Damn man.
Damn.


Damn.



A shot to you. We're drinking. Fist to chest.

 

[boozeman]

This is a true story. My lil brother had a son before I had any kids Nephew named Charles after our dad. He had every Christmas gift I ever bought him at age 17 Was always a great kid and respected his family. At age 18 he showed up on the news His boss fired him and he snapped went home got his 357 mag went back to work and shot him He still says he does not remember doing it. Serving life

That is a tragic story.

Just goes to show you, I don't give a shit what people say when someone snaps, you just don't know.

You try to raise kids with values and morality and so on.

But just saying you did that does not always tell the whole truth.

 

[Corso]

That is a tragic story.

Just goes to show you, I don't give a shit what people say when someone snaps, you just don't know.

You try to raise kids with values and morality and so on.

But just saying you did that does not always tell the whole truth.

Love doesn't guarantee success.
We humans are too complex and malfunctions are, unfortunately, a part of the program.
Not to dehumanize us, but we are a fallible creature and "glitches" happen.

 

[boozeman]

Love doesn't guarantee success.
We humans are too complex and malfunctions are, unfortunately, a part of the program.
Not to dehumanize us, but we are a fallible creature and "glitches" happen.

Say, that reminds me. I am starting to believe in the Matrix theory where we are all just in some vat of goo.

I have moments where I observe glitches.

I also see miracles and angels which just happen.

~pops another gummie~

 

[PA CowboyFan]

where r all u drunks? @Ranch @Puttyism @Corso @gp_cowpolk @PA CowboyFan ???

must all be relaxing on a friday

Sleeping it off. lol

 

[Corso]

Say, that reminds me. I am starting to believe in the Matrix theory where we are all just in some vat of goo.

I have moments where I observe glitches.

I also see miracles and angels which just happen.

~pops another gummie~

I highly suggest 'Shrooms.
Highly.

Only thing about them: Go into the experience in a good mood.

I once went into it and was told an in-law (previous marriage) was on the way to talk about something and I was high and working! Hot-Dammit!

I turned the entire first floor into an impossible and ridiculous pillow fortress with massive amounts of paranoia and old boy never even showed up.

Ruined a productive day.

 

[boozeman]

I highly suggest 'Shrooms.
Highly.

Only thing about them: Go into the experience in a good mood.

I once went into it and was told an in-law (previous marriage) was on the way to talk about something and I was high and working! Hot-Dammit!

I turned the entire first floor into an impossible and ridiculous pillow fortress with massive amounts of paranoia and old boy never even showed up.

I found a bag of those in my grown ass won't get his shit together son's room the other day.

I was afraid to confront him and this happens

 

[NoDak]

I found a bag of those in my grown ass won't get his shit together son's room the other day.

I hope you confiscated them and disposed of them properly.

 

[Corso]

I found a bag of those in my grown ass won't get his shit together son's room the other day.

I was afraid to confront him and this happens

This is you bwains.
This is you bwains on drugs.

ALL DRUGS!!!!

Any qwuestions?

 

[mcnuttz]

I want some shrooms pretty bad.

 

[boozeman]

I hope you confiscated them and disposed of them properly.

I would have if they didn't intimidate me.

I have never tried them.

He has asked me before if I wanted to indulge.

He has had some sort of wild trip with them with his friends. But he did say it was enlightening.

One of these days, I will probably will take him up on his offer.