2021 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

 

[Cotton]

God, he is so bad.

 

[Simpleton]

When he is encountered at the POA by a lineman he consistently backpedals and then tries to work around them, it's pretty preposterous.

 

[mcnuttz]

Greg, if this is the worst that happens...you've had a pretty good life.

Am I right, Tony?

 

[boozeman]

God, he is so bad.

He literally cannot play the game. Every snap he takes is one too many.

 

[mcnuttz]

He literally cannot play the game. Every snap he takes is one too many.

~choking back tears~

Me???

 

[Genghis Khan]

Cowboys add Damontae Kazee to injury report

Since the Cowboys last took the field a week ago, receiver Michael Gallup has gone on injured reserve with a calf injury; the NFL has suspended right tackle La'el Collins five games; defensive end Randy Gregory has tested positive for COVID-19 and gone on the reserve list; defensive line coach Leon…

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[Cotton]

Cowboys add Damontae Kazee to injury report

Since the Cowboys last took the field a week ago, receiver Michael Gallup has gone on injured reserve with a calf injury; the NFL has suspended right tackle La'el Collins five games; defensive end Randy Gregory has tested positive for COVID-19 and gone on the reserve list; defensive line coach Leon…

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You have got to be shitting me.

 

[boozeman]

You have got to be shitting me.

At this rate, they may have to bump Neal back to safety. That means, yep, more Swiper.

 

[Genghis Khan]

At this rate, they may have to bump Neal back to safety. That means, yep, more Swiper.

I'd hope we see Mukuamu before it comes to that.

 

[boozeman]

I'd hope we see Mukuamu before it comes to that.

They don't trust him yet.

 

[Foobio]

 

[boozeman]

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That is the doucher Cowboys fan starter kit.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

At this rate, they may have to bump Neal back to safety. That means, yep, more Swiper.

I don't think we will. They seem to like Kearse and Hooker.

 

[boozeman]

I don't think we will. They seem to like Kearse and Hooker.

I was talking more about the safety depth if everyone keeps dropping like flies. That is the good thing about Neal, he can drop back.

 

[1bigfan13]

Play 13 is the the one I pointed out last week after the game.

The RB is about 4 yards past the LOS before Jaylon Smith even considers taking a step forward to attempt to make a tackle.

 

[boozeman]

Play 13 is the the one I pointed out last week after the game.

The RB is about 4 yards past the LOS before Jaylon Smith even considers taking a step forward to attempt to make a tackle.

It has gone beyond his physical health. It even has gone beyond the point where you can see his mental struggles.

This is a player who is playing a Jerry Jones celebrity clown and he has no intention whatsoever to play with professional pride.

He is a grifter.

 

[data]

That is the doucher Cowboys fan starter kit.

No douche fan kit is complete without facepaint

 

[Texas Ace]

No douche fan kit is complete without facepaint

Good god.

It's like our version of the DTC.

 

[Cotton]

It has gone beyond his physical health. It even has gone beyond the point where you can see his mental struggles.

This is a player who is playing a Jerry Jones celebrity clown and he has no intention whatsoever to play with professional pride.

He is a grifter.

He looks like a cat trying to gain traction on a linoleum floor when he tries to change directions.