2020 Season | Conference Championships | Gameday Chatter Thread | 1/24/2021

[Cotton]

mustard? we must have some big pretzels fans here.

Yeah, I would have to keep ketchup in that scenario.

 

[boozeman]

We ate so much damn spam, and I still lover that shit. Fry a couple pieces up with eggs and hashbrowns. Oh my goodness.

We did not do the Spam thing. We did Treet meat. That's how bad it was.

 

[NoDak]

Yep, whether you like it or not. we just became BFFs again.

So, we're gonna grill some steaks, make fun of our wives and kids that are eating ranch, while jamming to AC/DC?



~squints eyes, staring. Waiting intently for answer~

 

[boozeman]

mustard? we must have some big pretzels fans here.

Mustard is a top condiment.

Ketchup is a trash condiment. Good only for bad fries.

 

[Cotton]

We did not do the Spam thing. We did Treet meat. That's how bad it was.

Well, I say spam. I'm quite sure we had the cheapest substitute. Although, IIRC, Spam was pretty damn cheap.

 

[bbgun]

Yeah, I would have to keep ketchup in that scenario.

absolutely. it's much more versatile than mustard.

 

[NoDak]

Mustard is a top condiment.

Ketchup is a trash condiment. Good only for bad fries.

God damn right.

 

[bbgun]

Mustard is a top condiment.

Ketchup is a trash condiment. Good only for bad fries.

you Grey Poupon elitist bastard

 

[boozeman]

I like pulled pork fine, as long as whoever makes it doesn't go crazy with saucing it. In fact, I'd prefer it without sauce.

Stop it, god damn you.

 

[Cotton]

So, we're gonna grill some steaks, make fun of our wives and kids that are eating ranch, while jamming to AC/DC?



~squints eyes, staring. Waiting intently for answer~

For you, BFF, I would endure enjoy some AC/DC.

 

[boozeman]

you Grey Poupon elitist bastard

Dijon mustard < any other kind of mustard

 

[boozeman]

I am inspired to get a Jersey Mike's franchise now.

 

[Cotton]

Mustard is a top condiment.

Ketchup is a trash condiment. Good only for bad fries.

My mom used to save multiple ketchup bottles with just a little bit in the bottom, throw some water in the bottles and use the last bit of ketchup she could get out to put in red beans.

 

[Genghis Khan]

How about this one? You can keep only one.

BBQ sauce
Ketchup
Mustard
Ranch

BBQ sauce. I like all 4 but I like the others too much to be willing to part.

 

[data]

Just realized Super Bowl is in Tampa Bay

no way do Buccaneers win

 

[boozeman]

That was a stupid looking HR Block commercial.

 

[boozeman]

My mom used to save multiple ketchup bottles with just a little bit in the bottom, throw some water in the bottles and use the last bit of ketchup she could get out to put in red beans.

Who the fuck puts ketchup in their red beans?

Oh wait, your mom.

 

[Cotton]

BBQ sauce. I like all 4 but I like the others too much to be willing to part.

Uhh, you need to read the rules again.

 

[boozeman]

Just realized Super Bowl is in Tampa Bay

no way do Buccaneers win

They have only been talking about that fucking fact for a week, Phil.

 

[Cotton]

Who the fuck puts ketchup in their red beans?

Oh wait, your mom.

Hey, fucker, you do what you have to.

 

[boozeman]

Hey, fucker, you do what you have to.

But what was the addition of watery repurposed ketchup going to do?

Make the experience more miserable?