Garrett Watch Thread...

[Smitty]

I would love to know what the players HONESTLY think of the coaching change.

I'm sure all we'll get through the media are canned "he's a great coach who we'll sorely miss" type of soundbites .

Dak Prescott gave what sounded like a non cliche endorsement of Garrett as a person, but “that didn’t move the needle” for people. Though Patrick Crayton’s chapped ass did.

 

[yimyammer]

So anticlimactic.

reads exactly like jeri speaks

 

[boozeman]

Jerry Jones has not only sucked the fucking life out of us for over two decades, he was not done.

He managed to take what should have been a moment of joy away from all of us.

 

[Smitty]

OMFG, this is the best day in like forever as a fan of this team. This is actually my last day of vacation and have been dreading having to work tomorrow. Not anymore. I will float around the office like a shameless fairy.

Huh.

 

[yimyammer]

Jerry Jones has not only sucked the fucking life out of us for over two decades, he was not done.

He managed to take what should have been a moment of joy for all of us away.

I despise him

PS...

Spoiler

FYP

 

[boozeman]

reads exactly like jeri speaks

Please stop it with the "jeri" thing. I beg you.

 

[Cotton]

I am going to have to slam some beers to be able to sleep tonight.

 

[Cotton]

Jerry Jones has not only sucked the fucking life out of us for over two decades, he was not done.

He managed to take what should have been a moment of joy away from all of us.

He isn't taking this from me. Not tonight.

 

[Cotton]

Please stop it with the "jeri" thing. I beg you.

Fuck off, he can spell it anyway he likes, DFDC.

 

[bbgun]

May be true for a lot of state employees, but this white boy has to work his ass off (mostly) for his paycheck.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Dak Prescott gave what sounded like a non cliche endorsement of Garrett as a person, but “that didn’t move the needle” for people. Though Patrick Crayton’s chapped ass did.

I love Dak, but have you ever heard him say anything negative about anyone? That's not his personality.

 

[boozeman]

He isn't taking this from me. Not tonight.

He already has.

You just don't want to acknowledge that he has.

 

[boozeman]

Fuck off, he can spell it anyway he likes, DFDC.

I saw what you did, asshole.

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[boozeman]

You stupid MFers.

He is going to fuck us over even worse with the next one.

You know this to be true.

I hate to be this way, but I love you all so much that I am compelled to preparing you emotionally for what is to come.

 

[NoDak]

Please stop it with the "jeri" thing. I beg you.

Seconded.

 

[Cotton]

Jerry: Jason, it looks like we are going to make a change.

Redpube: You mean, you are going to fire some assistants because they didn't help me for shit?

Jerry: No, I mean real change.

Redpube: You mean, like getting rid of some of these players that haven't executed for me?

Jerry: No, son, I think we are going to have to let you go.

Redpube:

Jerry: I mean seriously, clean out your desk. It's time to go.

Redpube: But, I mean, I played for you guys and have worked hard and stacked scapegoat on top of scapegoat for you guys, pop.

Jerry: Am I going to have to make this weird? Get the fuck out, Jason.

Redpube:

 

[data]

This should bring some randoms back.

 

[p1_]

Jerry Jones has not only sucked the fucking life out of us for over two decades, he was not done.

He managed to take what should have been a moment of joy away from all of us.

Told you he wouldn’t give us the satisfaction. Sorry old fuck

 

[bbgun]

He is going to fuck us over even worse with the next one.

maybe, but he (or Stephen) won't waste ten years on an outsider like McCarthy or fill-in-the-blank