Broncos at Cowboys | Week 5 Game Day Chatter Thread | 10/6/2013

[boozeman]

Quick question. For those of you that drink during the game, do you go ahead and continue drinking after the game is over, or eat and pass out?

Depends.

When we lose, I say fuck it and eat. A lot. I ate an assload of lasagna last week.

Win, I enjoy it a little more.

Now tonight is going to suck large.

Not only will there a suck ass raping to cope with, but no Breaking Bad.

 

[Cotton]

I watch Kristy videos

That's fucking unnecessary information, jackhole.

 

[Cotton]

Depends.

When we lose, I say fuck it and eat. A lot. I ate an assload of lasagna last week.

Win, I enjoy it a little more.

Now tonight is going to suck large.

Not only will there a suck ass raping to cope with, but no Breaking Bad.

 

[boozeman]

I watch Kristy videos

The proper approach is to rub one off to her greasy hair and pasty complexion BEFORE any games start.

That's why I post them here. I am trying to let you guys know how to do things right.

 

[data]

That's fucking unnecessary information, jackhole.

Why? Just like binge-eating, it's self-destructing, rids your appetite and still leaves you with an empty feeling.

 

[data]

The proper approach is to rub one off to her greasy hair and pasty complexion BEFORE any games start.

That's why I post them here. I am trying to let you guys know how to do things right.

I carry a two-chambered shotgun

 

[Cotton]

Why? Just like binge-eating, it's self-destructing, rids your appetite and still leaves you with an empty feeling.

Oh, I thought you were going elsewhere with that. Hard to tell after you stating you would have cornholed Laquisha earlier.

 

[boozeman]

Earl Thomas is a great safety. Key to that defense IMO.

 

[1bigfan13]

Schmitty's boy Gio Bernard just fumbled giving new life to the Patriots.

 

[1bigfan13]

Terence Newman with a clutch PD on a deep pass.

 

[Cotton]

Ernie Sims to replace Justin Durant
October, 6, 2013

By Todd Archer | ESPNDallas.com

ARLINGTON, Texas -- The Ernie Sims-Bruce Carter that went on during the course of the week meant little with strong-side linebacker Justin Durant out of today’s game against the Denver Broncos because of a groin injury.

Sims will replace Durant and Carter will be the weak-side linebacker.

But Sims figures to play more with the Cowboys expected to rely on their nickel defense against the three-wide receiver heavy offense of the Broncos. He replaced Carter in the nickel in the second half of last week’s loss to the San Diego Chargers.

Miles Austin is also inactive, missing his second straight game. Terrance Williams will replace Austin.

Defensive end Edgar Jones is inactive with a groin injury and will be replaced by Caesar Rayford. For the second straight game the Cowboys have all four running backs – DeMarco Murray, Lance Dunbar, Phillip Tanner and Joseph Randle – active.

Center Phil Costa is active after he did not dress last week with the Cowboys choosing to go with an extra offensive lineman over a fifth cornerback in Chris Greenwood.

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I wonder if they knew Durant would be out. If so, wtf was the point of practicing Sims in place of Carter this week?

 

[boozeman]

Schmitty's boy Gio Bernard just fumbled giving new life to the Patriots.

That's okay, his boy Bruce Carter gave new life to the Chargers the entire game last week.

 

[Smitty]

So Carter will be starting then?

 

[boozeman]

I wonder if they knew Durant would be out. If so, wtf was the point of practicing Sims in place of Carter this week?

That was in nickel situations I think...only two LBers.

I wish they'd just say fuck it and put Holloman out there and let him dominate.

 

[data]

I wonder if they knew Durant would be out. If so, wtf was the point of practicing Sims in place of Carter this week?

I can't keep track of our ineptitude anymore. I've stopped trying.

 

[boozeman]

So Carter will be starting then?

Yes, at his regular position, ready to be ass raped.

 

[Cotton]

That was in nickel situations I think...only two LBers.

I wish they'd just say fuck it and put Holloman out there and let him dominate.

Ahhh yeah, I think you're right. They also said we would run a lot of nickel this week, so Carter presence still might be limited.

 

[boozeman]

Damn, is Foles hurt or something? He's running like David Arkin.

 

[boozeman]

Get ready for the Cole Beasley show fellas.

 

[data]

Almost every game coming down to the wire, seemingly.

Cincy with the ball in their own redzone with 2:20 remaining.

...and it's pouring rain.