Cowboys at Chargers | Week 4 Game Day Chatter Thread | 09/29/2013

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Oh shit....I just remembered!

That must have been a miserable ass day for you and probably going to be a shitty week to boot.
It won't be too bad since I don't live in SD anymore.

Just befuddling how two circus franchises played each other and we made the Chargers look like solid, fundamental, no bullshit team.
 

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Unless I'm mistaken while we had the lead (up until we lost it at 23-20) our run pass ratio was 17-15.

Then, we had a drive where we were running with success, where Ronald Leary turned a 2nd and 4 into a 2nd and 14. Jason Witten drops a pass that could have gotten us in FG range. And our defense falls apart once again. Suddenly we're down 30-21 with 7 minutes left and the geniuses of DCC want to run the ball more.

But everyone has tunnel vision about lolomgplaycalling without actually remembering what happened in game.
The run was working earlier in the game as well, and we didn't capitalize then either. Instead we had stalled drives because of incomplete passes, leading to them dominating TOP in the first half and most of the second half. Which in turn wore our defense down and eventually cause us to lose. Great points all around, though, as usual.
 

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who is superpunk? Are you related to Punky Brewster. She had nice tits and got them reduced. I'd pay quite a bit of change to get that. You got hook ups?
 

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who is superpunk? Are you related to Punky Brewster. She had nice tits and got them reduced. I'd pay quite a bit of change to get that. You got hook ups?
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The run was working earlier in the game as well, and we didn't capitalize then either. Instead we had stalled drives because of incomplete passes, leading to them dominating TOP in the first half and most of the second half. Which in turn wore our defense down and eventually cause us to lose. Great points all around, though, as usual.
Fuck off with the sarcasm, first of all - they were great points. We had run more than we passed, up until we lost the lead. That was your original point, that we could have "milked the clock". I'm not surprised you want to move on from such an idiotic statement, because after the Chargers held the ball for about 20 of 25 minutes and took the lead from us, we couldn't milk shit as I already showed. We tried to, but Ronald Leary and Jason Witten fucked that up, too. We went pass happy with 7 minutes left down 30-21, not

We threw the ball even more in the second half when we should have been milking the clock. He didn't take what was given to him. He kept forcing the same pass happy game on the team, even though Romo obviously looked off in the first half.
when we ran more than we passed.

Try remembering what happened in the game before tossing out twitter-blurb level criticisms. You'll look dumb every time. We did alot of things wrong yesterday, going pass-happy early wasn't one of them. At least not in this thing called "reality".
 

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It won't be too bad since I don't live in SD anymore.

Just befuddling how two circus franchises played each other and we made the Chargers look like solid, fundamental, no bullshit team.
That's Dallas' MO.

They make run of the mill, easily beatable teams look like fucking Juggernauts.
 

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who is superpunk? Are you related to Punky Brewster. She had nice tits and got them reduced. I'd pay quite a bit of change to get that. You got hook ups?
idk if you're looking for punky brewsters surgically removed fat bags or a reduction of your own. Either way I can help.
 

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:lol

I'm guessing superpunk has not read "how to make friends and be popular".
 

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Fuck off with the sarcasm, first of all - they were great points. We had run more than we passed, up until we lost the lead. That was your original point, that we could have "milked the clock". I'm not surprised you want to move on from such an idiotic statement, because after the Chargers held the ball for about 20 of 25 minutes and took the lead from us, we couldn't milk shit as I already showed. We tried to, but Ronald Leary and Jason Witten fucked that up, too. We went pass happy with 7 minutes left down 30-21, not



when we ran more than we passed.

Try remembering what happened in the game before tossing out twitter-blurb level criticisms. You'll look dumb every time. We did alot of things wrong yesterday, going pass-happy early wasn't one of them. At least not in this thing called "reality".
We had 3 first downs from rushing.

15 from passing.

Somethings not adding up here.
 

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Fuck off with the sarcasm, first of all - they were great points. We had run more than we passed, up until we lost the lead. That was your original point, that we could have "milked the clock". I'm not surprised you want to move on from such an idiotic statement, because after the Chargers held the ball for about 20 of 25 minutes and took the lead from us, we couldn't milk shit as I already showed. We tried to, but Ronald Leary and Jason Witten fucked that up, too. We went pass happy with 7 minutes left down 30-21, not



when we ran more than we passed.

Try remembering what happened in the game before tossing out twitter-blurb level criticisms. You'll look dumb every time. We did alot of things wrong yesterday, going pass-happy early wasn't one of them. At least not in this thing called "reality".
I didn't say we went pass happy early, you dense fucking dickweed. I said we didn't stick with the run when it was working. You know like we did against the Rams when we won easily. To the tune of 25 of 59 total plays of the game.
 

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Should I start asking every male here for a BJ or is that your thing?
You've firmly entrenched yourself as the go to BJ guy here.

No need to act like that's a surprise.
 

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idk if you're looking for punky brewsters surgically removed fat bags or a reduction of your own. Either way I can help.
Obviously, if I was happy with my breasts, I wouldn't be asking to get someone elses. No complaints about my nipples, though.

So, yes, how can you help?
 

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You've firmly entrenched yourself as the go to BJ guy here.

No need to act like that's a surprise.
Haven't had a bonafide BJ guy around here since Thorn left. This is what EZ does with our donations?

That's like bringing in a Ginger to replace a Wade Phillips.
 

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I didn't say we went pass happy early, you dense fucking dickweed. I said we didn't stick with the run when it was working. You know like we did against the Rams when we won easily. To the tune of 25 of 59 total plays of the game.
Bullshit. We averaged almost 6 yards a carry yesterday and could have controlled the tempo of the game. Did we? Fuck no. We threw the ball even more in the second half when we should have been milking the clock. He didn't take what was given to him. He kept forcing the same pass happy game on the team, even though Romo obviously looked off in the first half. Took what was given to him. GTFO of here.
Sit down and shut up. I've now dismantled everything in your post, including things you can't even remember saying. I'm embarrassed for you. Feel free to try and talk about anything else I included in the last post that provided context for your ridiculously baseless complaints.
 
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I'm not particularly upset with the offense, we should have ran the ball a bit more but the offense was efficient for the most part once they got going. The dropped passes and idiotic Williams fumble was the reason we didn't have more points but the offense was not the reason we lost the game. The depth on the defensive line is poor and got worn down, and once our defense got on their heels they couldn't bounce back.

I'm not particularly concerned with the details though, I was sick of Garrett last year and I'm sick of him now, 34 games is more than enough of a sample size and I know what we have with him.
Defense was a net -23 but the offense was a net +14. Both were brutal at times but the offense was worse.
 

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Defense was a net -23 but the offense was a net +14. Both were brutal at times but the offense was worse.
I don't think so, the defense couldn't get off the field to save their lives after the interception. I don't really blame the top flight guys like Ware, Lee, etc., it was mostly due to our shit DL depth.

And Claiborne, definitely Claiborne.
 

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I don't think so, the defense couldn't get off the field to save their lives after the interception. I don't really blame the top flight guys like Ware, Lee, etc., it was mostly due to our shit DL depth.

And Claiborne, definitely Claiborne.
Our corners are worthless. Carr has one notable play since being signed? Claiborne looks lost with the ball in the air. Meanwhile you can't keep Scandrick and Church away from the ball.
 

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Sit down and shut up. I've now dismantled everything in your post, including things you can't even remember saying. I'm embarrassed for you. Feel free to try and talk about anything else I included in the last post that provided context for your ridiculously baseless complaints.
Second post was about the second half, not first, homo.

Try again.
 
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