Divisional Round Playoff Chatter | Cowboys vs Packers | 1/11/2015

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1 shit for 100 posts.

 

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Hypothetically, You are Spaulding and during your day some Cowboys-hater sees you wearing a Cowboys shirt and decides to talk shit. He obviously doesn't know you're relation to Jerruh.

Stranger: Whatever, I bet you're just a bandwagon fan.

How do you respond?

 

[Deuce]

I can't wait til 40 years from now and Spaulding is running the organization. Then, with the first overall pick due in minutes, the team looks to him for the selection and he gives that same shoulder shrug and goofy grin.

 

[boozeman]

I'm here, Booze. Deal with it.

You sonofabitch.

 

[fortsbest]

So how's everyone celebrating victory today?

Sitting in the FBI building with cops, fireman and Feds for the CFC. whoopeee! No celebrating until I get home. And they better win cuz m y wife is from Appleton WI and I won't here the end of it if they lose.

 

[Cotton]

STOP FUCKING QUOTING IT!

 

[Carp]

Rise and grind.

 

[Deuce]

STOP FUCKING QUOTING IT!

I'm here, Booze. Deal with it.

 

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STOP FUCKING QUOTING IT!

You talking about this?

 

[Carp]

We gonna kick them in the butthole!

 

[Genghis Khan]

I'm here, Booze. Deal with it.

STOP FUCKING QUOTING IT!

Oh, shit. Ok sorry.

 

[Carp]

You talking about this?

Woot

 

[Cotton]

You MF'ers!

 

[Deuce]

Cmon boys. This is not going to be the end of our season. We still have plenty to do.

 

[data]

You MF'ers!

 

[Cotton]

We gonna kick them in the butthole!

 

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T-minus...30 minutes

 

[jootep]

Whole lotta ugly on the FOX set with Bradshaw, gap toof, and Howie's tie.

 

[boozeman]

T-minus...30 minutes

It fucking sucks because I am not even close to catching a buzz yet.

I just feel bloated from breakfast and a couple of stouts.

 

[Deuce]

Soccer Gifs always go over so well in chatter threads.