Draft Weekend Chatter Thread...

[Smitty]

Actually, I'll amend that. It was an unconscionable Day 2 whiff. The first round was fine. The 2nd round player was fine too, the trade was just a whiff.

 

[boozeman]

It's pathetic. It's as if everyone forgot how epically bad the defense was.

It wasn't bad, okay?

They were just unlucky with injuries and stuff.

 

[boozeman]

Actually, I'll amend that. It was an unconscionable Day 2 whiff. The first round was fine. The 2nd round player was fine too, the trade was just a whiff.

Damn, and you hated Martin.

 

[Bob Roberts]

It wasn't bad, okay?

They were just unlucky with injuries and stuff.

Rod God gets to coach up the entire D, not just the line

 

[boozeman]

33 more picks until our next choice thanks to that last trade up.

 

[boozeman]

Rod God gets to coach up the entire D, not just the line

It was all old man Kiffin's fault.

 

[1bigfan13]

Looks like we're going to be in for another year of our UDFAs outperforming our drafted players.

Guaranteed to happen.

 

[1bigfan13]

Obviously we have no clue who our UDFAs will be at this point but I'd still be willing to bet the UDFAs pwn the draft picks.

 

[Bob Roberts]

So do we love McClay?!?!!?

 

[boozeman]

This is the longest sixth round in the history of ever.

 

[Carp]

I like Street.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Martin has a giant schlong

 

[Deuce]

 

[GForce78NJ]

BW Martin?

 

[boozeman]

Martin has a giant schlong

Apparently he is happy to see Rod.

 

[Texas Ace]

My God I am so disgusted right now I can't stand it.

Why? You should already know what to expect with this band of buffoons.

Honestly, when was the last time you truly enjoyed a Cowboys draft? 2005, maybe?

Better yet, when was the last time the Cowboys picked anyone you wanted between the 2nd and 4th rounds?

Two things are guaranteed to happen every draft with this team - they will either make a stupid pick or trade, if not multiple ones, and they are guaranteed to never pick any of the guys we all want.

In a way, it's kind of good that the draft isn't the all day event it used to be on Saturday, because I wouldn't be able to enjoy it anyway.

 

[Deuce]

ESPN going live to a gay sports bar in LA while they anticipate Sam being drafted.

Not kidding.

 

[boozeman]

ESPN going live to a gay sports bar in LA while they anticipate Sam being drafted.

Not kidding.

 

[Texas Ace]

ESPN going live to a gay sports bar in LA while they anticipate Sam being drafted.

Not kidding.

WTF?

 

[Deuce]

WTF?

Not joking. Shelley Smith was reporting while a bunch of queens were chanting "Mi-chael!"