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Cotton

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Christmas, like putting the tree up and all. Mostly I have to get shit out of the attic and do the outside stuff.
We aren't even putting a tree up this year. The wife asked me if I cared and I told her I didn't care one way or the other, but I was quietly happy I didn't have to haul all of that shit in from the shed.
 

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We aren't even putting a tree up this year. The wife asked me if I cared and I told her I didn't care one way or the other, but I was quietly happy I didn't have to haul all of that shit in from the shed.
Are .. are you a fake tree family?
 

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Are .. are you a fake tree family?
Uhh, yeah. Unless you put up a mesquite tree as the Christmas tree. There isn't exactly a lot of places to source a live tree in Lubbock, TX.
 

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Dotson and Jackson are wearing them also @boozeman
 

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Uhh, yeah. Unless you put up a mesquite tree as the Christmas tree. There isn't exactly a lot of places to source a live tree in Lubbock, TX.
You're missing the delightful smell of a Douglas fir. Surely there are tree lots in Texas this time of year.
 

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We aren't even putting a tree up this year. The wife asked me if I cared and I told her I didn't care one way or the other, but I was quietly happy I didn't have to haul all of that shit in from the shed.
We have two trees. One is just strictly for people to see through the windows from the road. They are also both of the 9.5 foot variety. So not even small trees.
 

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Uhh, yeah. Unless you put up a mesquite tree as the Christmas tree. There isn't exactly a lot of places to source a live tree in Lubbock, TX.
They don't sell them at Home Depot and Lowes?
 

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You're missing the delightful smell of a Douglas fir. Surely there are tree lots in Texas this time of year.
There are, but I don't want to have to deal with the needles. And, I don't give a damn about the smell, gayboi.
 

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You're missing the delightful smell of a Douglas fir. Surely there are tree lots in Texas this time of year.
Mesquite trees, yes. Those should never be confused for a xmas tree. Otherwise you have to go try and find a tree guy that has set up on a lot somewhere.
 

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What was he like in person? Did he have an accent and say things like, "You’ve a head on you that would make an onion cry." and stuff like that?
He was a little more dignified than that.
 

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When eating beans and cornbread, do you crumble up the cornbread and put the beans on top of that and mix it up or do you eat the cornbread on the side?
 
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