2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

Simpleton

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Can’t wait to hear next years cap excuses when the currently have the second most cap room in the league
They can open up like $50M in space without breaking a sweat, more than enough to resign Pickens and Williams with space to spare.

You're trading future 1's for guys in their prime right now, make the shit fit for the next few years then take your medicine in 2029 or whatever when we'll probably be starting over.
 

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This nonsensical chatter around getting rid of Clark is classic Joe Fan stupid Cowboy media slop talk.

There's this almost pathological reaction by the idiots in the Cowboy ecosystem to immediately annoint an elite player by stripping down the depth around them so that the elite player ends up playing like 80% of the snaps.

It's insane and probably some sort of weird subconscious response to how Jerry pus way too much weight on highly paid stars, which ultimately ends up wearing them out (i.e. Ware).

It's expensive but a trio of Williams, Osa and Clark is kind of perfect stylistically, like the Lamb/Pickens pairing.

Williams is the elite, well rounded cornerstone. Osa is an undersized upfield penetrator. Clark is a stout 1T who can push the pocket with his strength.

Given the lack of talent elsewhere on defense you have to keep that together for at least a year rather than asking Williams to do fucking everything.
 

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Same with gloryhole
Gloryhole is actually a term used in the oilfield that indicates a rich paying strike and has been around for many years. Long before it gained it's 'meaning' today.

Kind of opposite of the word cornhole. I remember as a kid that word meaning something totally different than just the bean bag tossing game of today.
 

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From ESPN:

Fowler: Tuesday seemed poised for edge rusher movement, but teams decided to hold onto their pass rushers. And speaking of Cincinnati, the 3-6 Bengals had a compelling case to move Trey Hendrickson. Teams I spoke to believed Cincinnati wanted a second-rounder for him. Dallas, which pursued Hendrickson, considered that steep.
 

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Gloryhole is actually a term used in the oilfield that indicates a rich paying strike and has been around for many years. Long before it gained it's 'meaning' today.

Kind of opposite of the word cornhole. I remember as a kid that word meaning something totally different than just the bean bag tossing game of today.
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Gloryhole is actually a term used in the oilfield that indicates a rich paying strike and has been around for many years. Long before it gained it's 'meaning' today.

Kind of opposite of the word cornhole. I remember as a kid that word meaning something totally different than just the bean bag tossing game of today.
I get that, but Jerruh also wouldn’t call himself happy and gay after a big win.

Some of these words, you just gotta drop. Jerruh, just use the word jackpot. :lol
 

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Welfare check @ravidubey

Ravi measures trade value by weight like a medieval merchant and we’ve traded for 617 lbs with Clark and Q
Was thinking that exact thing today... has he even been on since then?

Or he may be unhappy that Quinnen is only listed at 303. Another undersized player.
 

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Just listening to the BS PC from yesterday and I'm kind of surprised how much he talked about this 5 man front, and was pretty open about saying we're going to be running that quite a bit more.

So I guess maybe it's not going to be just a changeup. Pretty interesting.
 

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I get that, but Jerruh also wouldn’t call himself happy and gay after a big win.

Some of these words, you just gotta drop. Jerruh, just use the word jackpot. :lol
Poor example. Gay is no longer a widely used term to describe happiness. Gloryhole still is used to describe a rich strike in every oilfield in the world.

Just worry about if Jerry gets too deep into a bottle of blue and starts talking about turning your cornhole into a gloryhole.
 
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