A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili. The waitress says, "Sorry, but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy has finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "are you going to eat that chili?" The guy replies, "No, here you go, help yourself" and slides the bowl over.
The guys starts to scarf down the chili, thankful that it is still hot. When he gets about halfway down, his spoon hits something. He looks down and sees a cutoff finger at the bottom of the bowl and immediately pukes everything back into the bowl.
The gentlemen next to him looks over and says, "yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".