2023 Season | Week 5 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ 49ers | 10/8/2023

[boozeman]

I agree. He is built awkwardly.

I don't even know what they are trying to do.

It is like a collection of plays and we hope they work, but let's make sure they are all safe short yardage plays that have zero chance for explosive plays.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I mean, did Dak really think Turd could go anywhere after catching that?

It's a completion, bro!

 

[Bipo]

Too much overanalysis on this game here. They are simply better. Perhaps, much better with an emerging star at QB.

 

[Clff15701]

Trey Lance can’t be any worse I’m sorry

 

[boozeman]

Shut the fuck up about the Eagles.

After tonight, they will have a nice two game lead on our dumb fucking asses, so I think they are entitled to talk about them.

 

[data]

A true hater welcomes all the hate.

Do you think I complain when someone shits on the eagles?

Come on now, make some sense.

I welcome the hate. Just don't try for the crown

 

[Genghis Khan]

I don't think that is all of it.

The options are not created for him in the passing game.

The design has been pretty bad.

 

[bbgun]

too many yards

 

[ravidubey]

My first gorillla

What’s the largest gorilla chain so far

 

[Foobio]

 

[boozeman]

Trey Lance can’t be any worse I’m sorry

Lance would fail even worse in this offensive design.

 

[Bipo]

And give them a short field for another TD?

 

[Sheik]

Someone find out if Micah Parsons is dating Kelly Rowland.

 

[Genghis Khan]

My first gorillla

What are you doing?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Sorry for noticing, but we drafted Mazi for our run defense and he plays about five plays.

Hankins isn't going to hold up all year playing this much and Gallimore can't anchor.

 

[fortsbest]

Lance would fail even worse in this offensive design.

At least he wouldn't be afraid to run once in a while.

 

[Foobio]

And give them a short field for another TD?

They’re gonna score again anyway.

Probably.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Vander Esh and Hankins have been our best defenders tonight.

 

[boozeman]

Hoping to God we can force a punt and run out the half here.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Wow. Purdy's mom looks like a piece of work.