2023 Season | Week 5 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ 49ers | 10/8/2023

[boozeman]

There is one thing that I think has helped make Stroud so much better than Young.

He went into the right system. Slowik stole a lot of Shanahan's kid's shit and it is working so far.

 

[bbgun]

how the fuck did that poof get famous and what the fuck happened to him?

He was a fatso as a kid and turned his life around. Then he got old and became a recluse.

 

[boozeman]

I wonder how many of the Patriots players secretly would just love to choke Mac Jones to death? Blanket party?

 

[boozeman]

He was a fatso as a kid and turned his life around. Then he got old and became a recluse.

Like Jared but with no bars?

 

[boozeman]

Damn, the Dolphins ain't looking like hot shit this week.

 

[boozeman]

I don't see how Belichick doesn't just bench Mac Jones for Zappe right now.

 

[Genghis Khan]

@Genghis Khan

I am not going to quote your post with Richard Simmons.

But that brings back the question...how the fuck did that poof get famous and what the fuck happened to him?

Good question. He's not even that in shape. He's just not disgustingly obese.

Which I guess is part of it. Part of his appeal at the time was obviously his flamboyance. It was like a circus oddity.

But also he liked to use morbidly obese fatties and show how he saved them, which was like a Feel Good Thread for people.

As for what happened to him, he's probably like 80 now.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Good question. He's not even that in shape. He's just not disgustingly obese.

That actually increased the appeal to his obese female base. If he'd been all ripped, he would've been threatening. Instead, he was one of them.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Sam LaPorta is a damn man.

I tried to tell you all during the draft that he could be the best TE in the class.

 

[Genghis Khan]

You sound like a Romosexual reciting the names of Stoerner, Leaf, Hutchinson, Quinthy and Henson to remind us all how lucky we were then.

I'm a proud Romosexual. He was very very good. Every team he was on had flaws, otherwise I am certain he was capable of going further.

 

[boozeman]

That actually increased the appeal to his obese female base. If he'd been all ripped, he would've been threatening. Instead, he was one of them.

It appears you have watched Richard Simmons in the company of some obese females and speak from experience.

 

[1bigfan13]

It's time for Kraft to "Tom Landry" Belichick's old ass off.

Can't allow him to hang around and waste everyone's time trying to chase Shula's record. He's 17 away and by the looks of it, it'll take him at least 3 more seasons to reach that number.

I know he's one of the greatest head coaches of all time but right now he's dragging the franchise down. And there's no hope in sight.

 

[boozeman]

I tried to tell you all during the draft that he could be the best TE in the class.

Yeah, I expected him to be good eventually, but he is crushing it.

He is better than Hockenson right now.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I'm a proud Romosexual. He was very very good. Every team he was on had flaws, otherwise I am certain he was capable of going further.

Romo was great. He had his flaws at different points in his career but the cool thing about him was he would correct them. I remember at one point he had a fumbling problem, but by the end of his career it wasn't an issue at all. He was a really good QB. Much like Dak, I think the Cowboys fan base didn't fully appreciate him at the time.

 

[boozeman]

It's time for Kraft to "Tom Landry" Belichick's old ass off.

Can't allow him hang around and waste everyone's time trying to chase Shula's record. He's 17 away and by the looks of it, it'll take him at least 3 more seasons to reach that number.

I know he's one of the greatest head coaches of all time but right now he's dragging the franchise down. And there's no hope in sight.

Yeah, but where does Kraft go?

Belichick is all he has ever known.

It isn't like he can find any disciple worth a shit either.

It would be interesting to see if he blows it up.

 

[boozeman]

I'm a proud Romosexual.

Fagmo.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

It appears you have watched Richard Simmons in the company of some obese females and speak from experience.

 

[boozeman]

Just thinking about how much damn longer it is until the game.

 

[Genghis Khan]

It's time for Kraft to "Tom Landry" Belichick's old ass off.

Can't allow him to hang around and waste everyone's time trying to chase Shula's record. He's 17 away and by the looks of it, it'll take him at least 3 more seasons to reach that number.

I know he's one of the greatest head coaches of all time but right now he's dragging the franchise down. And there's no hope in sight.

I actually think if they find a good QB they'll be back in the mix. But then part of them not finding a good QB is his fault.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I actually think if they find a good QB they'll be back in the mix. But then part of them not finding a good QB is his fault.

They need a total revamp on offense. Their talent sucks, their coaching sucks. They basically just said fuck it and stopped trying to build anything special on offense.