2024 3rd Round Pick - Cooper Beebe, OG, Kansas State

[Texas Ace]

I love these videos. It's a life changing moment for most of them. Love it.

Me too.

Even if I'm not crazy about the player or enthused about the draft itself, I always find these cool to watch.

 

[Texas Ace]

"This is Jerry Jones."

"Jerry who?"

"Jerry Jones."

"Do I know you?"

"I'm the owner of the Dallas Cowboys."

"So? What does that make you? A big fuckin' deal or something?"

"Now listen, young man—"

"No, you listen, Jerry whoever the fuck you are. I was hoping for a call from Kansas City, or San Francisco, or some team that at least has a chance at going to a Super Bowl. Dallas Cowboys? Who cares? Bunch a fuckin' losers. Hey, I gotta get goin'. You got anything else to say, call my agent."

SFX: Click

 

[Hoffa]

I just know Jerry gets a little tingle in his loins every time he gets referred to as "coach" on one of these phone calls.

 

[Cotton]

I just know Jerry gets a little tingle in his loins every time he gets referred to as "coach" on one of these phone calls.

I thought the same thing.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Gawd Almighty.

 

[bbgun]

I guess he had a shitty center in New England too.

 

[boozeman]

Grumpy Scout's on Beebe:

“Just a huge upper-body brawler,” one scout said. “Slow feet, limited athlete. No bend. Top-heavy dude. Smart, technique-sound tough guy but very limited as an athlete.” Started games at three positions: 26 at LG, 13 at LT and nine at RT. “Old-time offensive lineman mentality,” a second scout said. “Mauler. Nasty. Not as athletic as some of the others. He can short set in pass pro but if you ask him to play in space he’s got some problems. He’s a guard. I liked him much more last year (2022). Not as quick or mobile (in 2023).” Arms were just 31 1/2, hands were 9 ¼. “Short arms, like 30 some percent body fat,” said a second scout. “Not a really impressive athlete. He is a tough guy, I’m not going to take that away from him. He can move a defender in the run game. He’s similar to Will Hernandez. Hernandez didn’t look bad, though. He was just short.”

 

[Bill Shatner]

Grumpy Scout's on Beebe:

“Just a huge upper-body brawler,” one scout said. “Slow feet, limited athlete. No bend. Top-heavy dude. Smart, technique-sound tough guy but very limited as an athlete.” Started games at three positions: 26 at LG, 13 at LT and nine at RT. “Old-time offensive lineman mentality,” a second scout said. “Mauler. Nasty. Not as athletic as some of the others. He can short set in pass pro but if you ask him to play in space he’s got some problems. He’s a guard. I liked him much more last year (2022). Not as quick or mobile (in 2023).” Arms were just 31 1/2, hands were 9 ¼. “Short arms, like 30 some percent body fat,” said a second scout. “Not a really impressive athlete. He is a tough guy, I’m not going to take that away from him. He can move a defender in the run game. He’s similar to Will Hernandez. Hernandez didn’t look bad, though. He was just short.”

Sounds awful

 

[Bill Shatner]

He tested as the 4th most athletic guard at combine.

 

[Bill Shatner]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

He tested as the 4th most athletic guard at combine.

For a guy over 320 pounds. It's nonsense. He does have short arms though. They are right on one thing. Not sure how much that matters for an interior guy though. It doesn't seem to impact him at all.

 

[Bill Shatner]

For a guy over 320 pounds. It's nonsense. He does have short arms though. They are right on one thing. Not sure how much that matters for an interior guy though. It doesn't seem to impact him at all.

Which OL had a pic with a big hard on? Martin? I wonder if Beebe matches up there?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Which OL had a pic with a big hard on? Martin? I wonder if Beebe matches up there?

 

[boozeman]

For a guy over 320 pounds. It's nonsense. He does have short arms though. They are right on one thing. Not sure how much that matters for an interior guy though. It doesn't seem to impact him at all.

He is a throwback ass kicker who has an ugly body. Like Richie Incognito without the mental problem.

 

[Rev]

He told us this weekend that he likes the Tip.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

BISP

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]