The Dur thread.

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[Genghis Khan]

What?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Closer to Matrix pods every day...

 

[p1_]

I need one of those.

 

[bbgun]

I need one of those.

no one's gonna hot tub with you at the DCC convention

 

[NoDak]

I need one of those.

This does not come as a shock at all.

 

[p1_]

This does not come as a shock at all.

Tell me you don’t get up from your sleep and go pee. And I’ll call you a liar.

 

[NoDak]

Tell me you don’t get up from your sleep and go pee. And I’ll call you a liar.

Every now and again I do. Yep.

What I don’t do is wish I had something to stick my dick in to take a piss.

 

[Bill Shatner]

This hurts.

 

[p1_]

Every now and again I do. Yep.

What I don’t do is wish I had something to stick my dick in to take a piss.

why would you, when a Depends does the job?

 

[Cotton]

why would you, when a Depends does the job?

You say some of the weirdest shit sometimes.

 

[boozeman]

Wait, is this literally the equivalent of a bedpan?

 

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[Cotton]

I'd say our response to Covid messed people's heads up.

 

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[boozeman]

Dumbasses.

 

[p1_]

I'd say our response to Covid messed people's heads up.

The response itself was messed up as well.

 

[bbgun]

This is why pilots do weight calculations before they take off.

 

[p1_]

This is why pilots do weight calculations before they take off.

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Yall remember not long ago they were charging large peeps 2 fares to take up 2 seats?

 

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