I'm thinking about changing the dog's name to Cletus. Mainly because it would make me chuckle every time someone was forced to call him that.
What say ye?
MF'er, how the hell did the Yankee somehow come in here first? I'm putting an asterisk by your vote just so you know.Creed is better.
Guess I need to get my CDL.You can only name him Cletus if you get you a rig and run beer across state lines in record time.
You can only name him Cletus if you get you a rig and run beer across state lines in record time.
BTW I do know the dogs name was Fred but Cletus sounds like it would be appropriate as well.
I used to bring Bella to work every once in a great while until my manager (who hates dogs) gave me a written warning to not do it again, even though she does nothing but lay under my desk.Fun fact, we recently got a basset hound puppy. It's actually a pretty awesome dog. Never had a puppy sleep so much either, just the most chill and sweet dog. She comes to the office every day and clients love her.
Nah, mine only bites liberals.Cotton’s dog is missing?

How many libs do you invite to the house to know that?Nah, mine only bites liberals.![]()
None, but I'm pretty damn sure he would bite them.How many libs do you invite to the house to know that?