I'm here. :-)

Then your job is to entertain us.The games I give a shit about are over.
Too busy cooking.Then your job is to entertain us.
Quick someone post something of Rodgers being a douche so I can get engaged again.
WTH are you cooking?Too busy cooking.
New Year's Day traditional meal.WTH are you cooking?
That's working.
You are way more redneck than you would like to admit.New Year's Day traditional meal.
All the sides, Mac, collards, black-eyed peas, cabbage, corn bread.
I am only responsible for the meat and the collards.
Nobody likes Ham as a main meat and turkey is once a year for us.
So I am cast-iron searing filet like some pauper since I am grill-less.
Dude is a tuna flavored douche.That's working.
Your wife must be incredibly naïve to the Fart Game.I farted so loud last night that my wife nearly jumped out of bed at the noise.
I told her dogs were barking outside because of fireworks and she bought it.
I am not redneck.You are way more redneck than you would like to admit.
Your wife must be incredibly naïve to the Fart Game.