This kind of belongs in the Relgion Thread, since it is if full of hypocrisy, but it kind of belongs here since it is a work story.
So I have an associate file a report of sexual harassment against another. Female versus male, of course.
The female is a new hire that has probably been flopping around for a couple of months. Her attendance is okay, decent quality but productivity is crap. At first I found it a bit odd that from her first day of orientation she always was wearing a skirt or dress with leggings. The job she is performing is order filling. This is humping cases and pallet building in a semi-climate control DC, not something that you would necessarily consider doing in a dress. But, it technically isn't breaking any dress code rules since they are written vaguely on purpose, so I didn't think much more about it.
She complained on one of our building veterans. The dude is a fucking pastor for chrissakes. Great young man from a good family, does rap music videos even drives a tricked out purple 1996 Lincoln Town Car with JESUS GOT ME LIT (his own rap song) on the side. He is basically one of the title-less leaders out on the floor.
She complained that he "harassed" her by asking her why she wore the dresses and skirts. She told him it was because of her religion (which she did not disclose). Then he says that is fine but the leggings could "seduce" people. That's it. And on this day, they were not totally sheer leggings, but very panty-hose looking.
I am like, are you serious? I did the whole we will investigate and punish as necessary, kthxbai. I could tell she didn't like that answer.
Now I get the pastor up in my office with his manager. His version of the story checks out with hers but with a sliiiiiiight variation. He reveals that her panties are visible. This is the deal, there is no damn way you can bend over and not expose yourself with the physical demands of order-filling. So these leggings are goddamn panty hose and basically my whole Dry Shipping crew is getting a peep show.
I realize this is getting long, but here is the dismount. I get a text from the Ops Manager that several other associates came to her office complaining on the complainant and made statements that were pretty graphic. I immediately called the manager and told her to let me know what was going on. She was laughing uncontrollably at first, but said she couldn't read them to me, that she was too embarrassed. I was like fine, give me at least a little understanding. She's like I just can't and starts laughing again. Then finally she says "okay, I got one, but that's it, you are going to have to read the rest yourself".
The statement read "She talks a lot about sex in the break room. She told me and XXX that she likes the taste of cum."
Oh, this is gonna be fun to smack this fraud chick upside the head with on Monday.
I am a little angry at the manager, since she has failed to scan the statements in email or even send me a picture.
