The Coronavirus Thread...

[p1_]

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cujo]

Well, I tested positive yesterday morning and was given a mandatory 10 days off which I am not excited about. Showed very few symptoms yesterday-no fever, and feel pretty damn good this morning.

 

[p1_]

Well, I tested positive yesterday morning and was given a mandatory 10 days off which I am not excited about. Showed very few symptoms yesterday-no fever, and feel pretty damn good this morning.

And what treatment did the doc prescribe?

 

[Cujo]

And what treatment did the doc prescribe?

I'm not going to the doctor. I don't even feel sick.

 

[boozeman]

I'm not going to the doctor. I don't even feel sick.

Enjoy your mandatory time off. Take a staycation. That's what @Smitty did.

 

[Angrymesscan]

He really is shit at "maths"...

 

[p1_]

I'm not going to the doctor. I don't even feel sick.

ah. where'd you test? I assumed a doc.

 

[Cujo]

ah. where'd you test? I assumed a doc.

I tested at work, initially, but got 1 positive and 1 negative. Just went to Walgreen's yesterday morning. I was getting dressed to go to work before I checked my email and saw it was positive

 

[p1_]

I tested at work, initially, but got 1 positive and 1 negative. Just went to Walgreen's yesterday morning. I was getting dressed to go to work before I checked my email and saw it was positive

So you test positive. What’s the protocol? Quarantine for some period of time?

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[Cujo]

So you test positive. What’s the protocol? Quarantine for some period of time?

Well, 10 days but I'm trying to negotiate them down.

 

[boozeman]

Well, 10 days but I'm trying to negotiate them down.

Dude, if it is paid leave what the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Cujo]

Dude, if it is paid leave what the hell is wrong with you?

I love my job and I don't wanna be off that long.

 

[boozeman]

I love my job and I don't wanna be off that long.

Your job will still be there. Trust me.

But mad props for a work ethic.

Rare these days.

 

[Sheik]

I love my job and I don't wanna be off that long.

What do you do? Film porn?

 

[boozeman]

What do you do? Film porn?

Serious question.

 

[Cujo]

Serious question.

Substance abuse counselor.

 

[Sheik]

Substance abuse counselor.

Ah, so you’re trying to steer them right before the end up on a casting couch.

Good for you.