Thank You Chancellor Hance!

[skidadl]

WHATEVER! You all love the Cowboys and they have sucked for years. That is much more laughable.

 

[Rev]

Mike Leach for President!!

 

[Cotton]

I see that you don't like Hance, the legend, greatest man alive and all but come on dude. Did you just pull some crap outta your arse that you don't like going on at Tech and blame it on Hance? And then in the same breath give credit to anyone but Hance for the improvements? That seems like a personal problem rather than anything built on facts.

Just off the top of my head I see holes everywhere in your hate list. Being someone who actually works there (lol) you'd think you would be a little more on the up and up on stuff like the parking garage. You are aware that the alumni association that sunk that embarrassment, don't? Come on man.

You're embarrassing yourself. Hance and Isom were in the same frat. That's what's caused Raiderpark. You might want to inform yourself before spewing nonsense the media tells you.

 

[Clay_Allison]

Well, I agree that college is about the biggest money scam going right now. That has really accelerated due to stupid consumers throwing government money around like crazy people and the government letting it happen. Our educational system is screwed right now. Tuition is stupid high. That is why my kids go to Jr College before they go to other places.

As far as being resentful about not getting an academic scholarship...welp, it seems like you weren't smart enough and now you are mad at TTU for that? Geez, bro I don't know what to say. Tech gives about 20 million away in academic scholarships.

I am sorry that you were too broke to go to Tech as well. It sounds like the university has really done you wrong over the years. I would be really angry too.

Tech owes you an apology for you not accepting your grades and for you being poor. Also for making you go to a smaller college.

DAMMIT hANCE!

I was smart enough to get an academic scholarship, they just weren't offering any at Tech without some racial component, so I got my bachelor's at ASU, on an academic scholarship (the only one I could find that didn't ask what ethnicity you were on the form).

That wasn't the point, Hance wasn't there at the time. The point was it was too expensive then and it's twice as much now, and I object to praising a greedy politician who is doing nothing but perpetuating the corruption in the University system by getting more money to waste and doing nothing for the students with it.

 

[skidadl]

You're embarrassing yourself. Hance and Isom were in the same frat. That's what's caused Raiderpark. You might want to inform yourself before spewing nonsense the media tells you.

That is pretty interesting considering Hance accused Ison of breach of contract and began to discuss a lawsuit against him.

But the office rumors against the boss man seem like a fun way to pass the time.

 

[Cotton]

That is pretty interesting considering Hance accused Ison of breach of contract and began to discuss a lawsuit against him.

But the office rumors against the boss man seem like a fun way to pass the time.

The breach accusation was after they were neck deep in it and Hance was trying to save face. That's also the reason he tried to nail it on Bill Dean and the Alumni Association but you can bet your knickers that Hance had his name all over that mess when the contract was signed.

 

[skidadl]

I was smart enough to get an academic scholarship, they just weren't offering any at Tech without some racial component, so I got my bachelor's at ASU, on an academic scholarship (the only one I could find that didn't ask what ethnicity you were on the form).

That wasn't the point, Hance wasn't there at the time. The point was it was too expensive then and it's twice as much now, and I object to praising a greedy politician who is doing nothing but perpetuating the corruption in the University system by getting more money to waste and doing nothing for the students with it.

Raising a billion dollars for research is doing nothing for students? Expanding the university is doing nothing for students and alumni? Setting the university on the road to tier I is doing nothing for the students?

 

[skidadl]

The breach accusation was after they were neck deep in it and Hance was trying to save face. That's also the reason he tried to nail it on Bill Dean and the Alumni Association but you can bet your knickers that Hance had his name all over that mess when the contract was signed.

So what you are saying is that the folks at the office resent Hance? I hear ya. Sounds like the dude is ruining the university.

 

[Kbrown]

UH English Dept. grad students recently won their fight for higher stipends.

Discuss, please.

 

[Cotton]

If you or would accept what I'm telling you, you would know that to be true.

One more example is hiring a 27 year old to be the university CFO who had never had an employee in his life.

Or hiring his old chaffeur to be the director of HR.

Sound businessman that one.

 

[skidadl]

Sounds legit.

 

[skidadl]

If you or would accept what I'm telling you, you would know that to be true.

One more example is hiring a 27 year old to be the university CFO who had never had an employee in his life.

Or hiring his old chaffeur to be the director of HR.

Sound businessman that one.

He sounds like a horrible man.

 

[Rev]

Jerry also raised money for his stadium as well.

 

[skidadl]

It doesn't matter. The guys at the office said that Hance didn't raise any money.

 

[Cotton]

Embarrassing.

Yourself.

 

[Rev]

Yep

 

[skidadl]

Maybe the guys at the office can pool some money together for a billboard? I think lots of people would agree that he's ruining the joint.

 

[Cotton]

And now you're floundering for something, just anything, to try to counter.

 

[mcnuttz]

That hamburger did skid in.

Time to go straight veggie, homie.

 

[skidadl]

I don't need to flounder.

Chancellor Hance

The university has done the following under his leadership:

Raised 1 billion dollars
Donated 1.75 million of his own dollars to a chapel named after him
Guided the university closer tier I
Broke every enrollment record
Boosted academics
Made the guys at the lost and found office mad
Hired a FORMER CHAUFFUER!