Supporting Lamb and Parsons

[Cotton]

God, I hate that man so damn much.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Even the drama queens on ESPN have caught on to why Jerry does things that are so fucking football stupid......it keeps a team that isn't competitive for championships in the news cycle constantly. It is all that matters. Winning is secondary now as we've all stated here for a while.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Let's put whether missing training camp affects the player aside for a second.

What advantage does he think he's getting by dragging things out until the last possible second? It didn't get Dak cheaper and it didn't get Lamb cheaper and for that matter it didn't get Martin or Zeke cheaper either. And it won't get Parsons cheaper either.

So maybe he doesn't believe that missing camp hurts guys, but the late timing doesn't help anything so just in case missing training camp hurts the player why not just get the deals done in a reasonable time frame?

 

[Simpleton]

Let's put whether missing training camp affects the player aside for a second.

What advantage does he think he's getting by dragging things out until the last possible second? It didn't get Dak cheaper and it didn't get Lamb cheaper and for that matter it didn't get Martin or Zeke cheaper either. And it won't get Parsons cheaper either.

So maybe he doesn't believe that missing camp hurts guys, but the late timing doesn't help anything so just in case missing training camp hurts the player why not just get the deals done in a reasonable time frame?

Because waiting makes these morons feel like master negotiators (probably).

 

[Genghis Khan]

And here's the other thing.

He might "believe" this sort of thing, but after 30 years of futility shouldn't you start to question your beliefs?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Because to him missing training camp not only doesn't hurt, it's better because the player can't get injured.

Plus this year I think it was another excuse not to spend money in FA.

 

[Simpleton]

And here's the other thing.

He might "believe" this sort of thing, but after 30 years of futility shouldn't you start to question your beliefs?

He's basically a tyrant with no checks or balances, how has that worked out historically?

I don't think Stalin spent much brainpower on self introspection.

 

[NoDak]

Jerry and Stalin.

 

[boozeman]

God, I hate that man so damn much.

The feeling is mutual.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Oh shit. Booze discovered Grok.

 

[boozeman]

Oh shit. Booze discovered Grok.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

You didn't make him a chocolate? I am disappoint. :(

 

[boozeman]

You didn't make him a chocolate? I am disappoint. :(

I typed in chocolate lab.

Thanks, Elon.

I tried multiple times to make it do a Stephen Jones picture and it won't do it.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I typed in chocolate lab.

Thanks, Elon.

I tried multiple times to make it do a Stephen Jones picture and it won't do it.

I know, it's funny how it doesn't know certain fairly-famous people. Maybe by next week.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Here ya go, boozer.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Or, sorry, I left something out of that one.

 

[Cujo]

And here's the other thing.

He might "believe" this sort of thing, but after 30 years of futility shouldn't you start to question your beliefs?

Most reasonable people would. I'm sure he judges himself by his profit margins though.