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If that's true then I'm so gay that Jesus cries.

Is there a Jesus, God or Christianity in the Star Wars Universe?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Is there a Jesus, God or Christianity in the Star Wars Universe?

No Jesus or Christianity, just the force. You can argue it is sort of the equivalent of god, but I'd say it's closest to Zoroastrianism.

 

[Sheik]

No Jesus or Christianity, just the force. You can argue it is sort of the equivalent of god, but I'd say it's closest to Zoroastrianism.

There’s a Catholic Priest joke in there somewhere.

 

[bbgun]

Is there a Jesus, God or Christianity in the Star Wars Universe?

or Earth?

 

[data]

or Earth?

Of course, there’s an Earth. It’s just in another galaxy far, far away.

 

[Sheik]

When I think of Star Wars, for some reason I think of a bunch of virgins sword fighting each other in a basement.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

When I think of Star Wars, for some reason I think of a bunch of virgins sword fighting each other in a basement.

Aka Star Wars Kid

 

[data]

When I think of Star Wars, for some reason I think of a bunch of virgins sword fighting each other in a basement.

To put it in perspective, without Star Wars you’d just be alone in your basement.

 

[Sheik]

To put it in perspective, Without Star Wars you’d just be alone in your basement.

you’d still come over, you liar.

 

[data]

you’d still come over, you liar.

Only to check on my toilet cam.

 

[Sheik]

Only to check on my toilet cam.

I feel like shit now. I thought you liked me. Now I know you like watching Dad take his post workout dumps.

Not cool.

 

[data]

I feel like shit now. I thought you liked me. Now I know you like watching Dad take his post workout dumps.

Not cool.

You’re built like your daddy.

 

[Sheik]

You’re built like your daddy.

How long that camera been in there?

 

[Cotton]

Well, this thread went to shit.

 

[Stasheroo]

Spoiler

I guess Booze is forgetting the kid at the end of The Last Jedi that moved the broom with his mind. I think they have made it clear (to those that pay attention) that there are other Jedis out there.

I'm late to the Rise of Skywalker conversation around these parts, but I have to say that I give JJ Abrams a ton of credit.

He stepped into the complete clusterfuck that Rian Johnson had left behind after the Last Jedi and managed to actually create some sense of an ending to the new trilogy.

Kathleen Kennedy should be fired for steering the ship into the iceberg and letting people make shut up as they went along, but Abrams pieced enough of it together to end with a cohesive, enjoyable film.

Based on where things were? That is a monumental accomplishment.

But now, the entire franchise needs to be fixed. Starting at the top.

 

[L.T. Fan]

I'm late to the Rise of Skywalker conversation around these parts, but I have to say that I give JJ Abrams a ton of credit.

He stepped into the complete clusterfuck that Rian Johnson had left behind after the Last Jedi and managed to actually create some sense of an ending to the new trilogy.

Kathleen Kennedy should be fired for steering the ship into the iceberg and letting people make shut up as they went along, but Abrams pieced enough of it together to end with a cohesive, enjoyable film.

Based on where things were? That is a monumental accomplishment.

But now, the entire franchise needs to be fixed. Starting at the top.

It’s not like this movie was the last Jedi, it was the last Skywalker. Disney bought the rights to continue on with this Odyssey.

 

[Stasheroo]

It’s not like this movie was the last Jedi, it was the last Skywalker. Disney bought the rights to continue on with this Odyssey.

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here?

 

[L.T. Fan]

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here?

Lots of time to dig out those Jewels in your spoiler line.

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[DontCryWolfe]

I'm late to the Rise of Skywalker conversation around these parts, but I have to say that I give JJ Abrams a ton of credit.

He stepped into the complete clusterfuck that Rian Johnson had left behind after the Last Jedi and managed to actually create some sense of an ending to the new trilogy.

Kathleen Kennedy should be fired for steering the ship into the iceberg and letting people make shut up as they went along, but Abrams pieced enough of it together to end with a cohesive, enjoyable film.

Based on where things were? That is a monumental accomplishment.

But now, the entire franchise needs to be fixed. Starting at the top.

Credit to JJ? You do remember he is the one who kicked off the shit show that is the sequel trilogy right?