Jason Garrett’s resume is filled with big-game losses late in the year. Sunday at Philly was the worst one yet

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Sunday was a solid reminder that his failures in big Cowboys games go beyond a 2-3 playoff record for this entire decade.



By Tim Cowlishaw



PHILADELPHIA — When the Cowboys left Oxnard four months ago, they believed they had a roster filled with the kind of talent that would carry them to the NFC Championship Game and possibly beyond.



When they lost control of their destiny Sunday and assured themselves of nothing better than a .500 season, all their points were scored by Kai Forbath.



Think about that for a moment.



Against a team that surrendered 38 points to Minnesota, 37 to these same Cowboys and another 37 to (oops) the Miami Dolphins, the Eagles put the clampdown on Dallas with a 17-9 victory at the Linc. If Philly fans were limited in their choruses of “Fly Eagles Fly” on Sunday afternoon, Cowboys fans sat practically mute in watching their team fail to reach the end zone for an entire game.



“I’m a little numb that we didn’t come up here and beat them,” Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said.



Uncomfortably numb? The lame-duck head coach will find out soon enough.



I don’t know in what mathematical series 9 follows 44, but that was the case for Dallas, which now has to hope for the Giants to beat Philadelphia in order to have a backdoor shot at the playoffs.



This wasn’t the end for Jason Garrett, because there is another game to play Sunday against Washington. But it was a solid reminder that his failures in big games go beyond a 2-3 playoff record for this entire decade. There were those three straight final-week losses to all three NFC East teams from 2011-2013 that kept Dallas out of the playoffs. There was that home defeat to Seattle in Week 16 two years ago that stopped another season in its tracks.



Then came this. In its own inept way, this was the worst. This was a game against an Eagles offense so lacking in quality weapons that Carson Wentz had to pull miracles out of his pocket to complete 31 passes for 319 yards in a game of keep-away with the Cowboys secondary that decent quarterbacks inevitably win.



Garrett was at his worst not only in having a team so ill-prepared that it took a 10-0 shot to the mouth in the opening quarter from which it never recovered. He was still at his worst afterward, talking about mistakes to clean up, having “eyes forward” for Washington and all the rest of his nonsense. You couldn’t honestly tell if his team had just lost a preseason game or one in which it was favored to wrap up a division title.



“We don’t control our destiny any more, but we do control our opportunity next week against Washington,” Garrett said. “We’ll get back in there, clean up this game, keep our eyes forward and do our part to finish the season the right way.”



Gag.



At best, the Cowboys will finish 8-8. That’s so far removed from “the right way” it’s painful to listen to the man. But while you’re counting the days or hours until Jones starts the unofficial coaching search, remove that idea you might have held that the next coach must hang onto parts of Garrett’s staff.



The Cowboys’ defense has been a mess for much of this season. Add Sunday to the list of games with zero takeaways, with no big stops at the crucial moment. And as for the former Boy Wonder Kellen Moore, the Cowboys found a way to lose to an Eagles team that had never stopped Ezekiel Elliott by ... not really making them stop Ezekiel Elliott.



Quarterback Dak Prescott talked about the Eagles’ rendering them one-dimensional, and Garrett said it was clear the Eagles were going to force them to throw the ball. Zeke finished with 13 carries for 47 yards. No, he didn’t run it well overall, but he barely ran it. At halftime of a 10-6 game, Elliott had five carries.



Bear in mind that Elliott was 5-0 with an average of 114.8 yards rushing against the Eagles before Sunday.



If this was an Eagles team that bore some resemblance to the Super Bowl champs of two years ago, a tough December loss here would be understandable. Instead, it’s a wounded team that lost to Miami three weeks ago, rallied for an overtime win over the Giants and trailed Washington with five minutes to play last week.



“We don’t have a whole lot of bodies,” tight end Dallas Goedert, the team’s leading receiver with nine catches, said. “But we did everything we could.’’



Did the Cowboys? Did the coaching staff? Did the organization?



With all four NFC East teams kicking off at 3:25 Sunday, the final week is all about hoping to beat Washington, climbing to 8-8 and crossing fingers for a Giants win over the Eagles.



That’s not a storybook ending like the one Jones said he was seeking a few weeks ago. That’s a stupid ending for a team with underachieving talent. Making sure Garrett doesn’t preside over another December like this is the first step toward fixing things, but don’t worry if most of his staff gets swept up in the wave.
 

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"Clean up this game."

This schmuck has been saying this for years and I don't think anybody could tell you what it means. Does it mean evaluating and learning from past mistakes? Lord knows that doesn't go on in these parts.
 

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"Clean up this game."

This schmuck has been saying this for years and I don't think anybody could tell you what it means. Does it mean evaluating and learning from past mistakes? Lord knows that doesn't go on in these parts.
Even if Garrett has “learned” from the past mistakes doesn’t mean that he ever had the guts to change his behavior.
 

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Even if Garrett has “learned” from the past mistakes doesn’t mean that he ever had the guts to change his behavior.
Hell, he doesn't have the knowledge to change his behavior. That's like asking a mechanic to do brain surgery.
 

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"Clean up this game."

This schmuck has been saying this for years and I don't think anybody could tell you what it means. Does it mean evaluating and learning from past mistakes? Lord knows that doesn't go on in these parts.
It doesn't actually mean anything other than they'll keep doing things just as they always have.
 

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Hell, he doesn't have the knowledge to change his behavior. That's like asking a mechanic to do brain surgery.
Adaptation and change are not part of his programming.
 

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Arrogance and stubbornness are
You’ve got that right. As are a willingness to deflect blame to everyone other than himself and repeat useless motivational statements about “process”.
 

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Prior to this season I really thought some team would take a flyer on him when we let him go. I dont think its possible now and that brings a warm feeling to my heart.
 

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C'mon, you guys. All Garrett and Co. need to do is learn from this game and carry those lessons forward into next season.
 

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I don’t think yesterday was his worst loss.

I’ve witnessed way more egregious losses, even this year.

Wasn’t it the Minnesota game that was a huge clusterfuck, like the last 3 minutes of that game.
 

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The Minnesota game pissed me off more than any other this year, that's for sure. Yesterday wasn't even a top 10 loss in this bumblefuck's career I don't think.
 

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I see it says “late season”, so maybe it’s up there, but I’m sure there’s been some real shit shows over the last 10 years that would eclipse yesterday’s predictable showing.
 

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I see it says “late season”, so maybe it’s up there, but I’m sure there’s been some real shit shows over the last 10 years that would eclipse yesterday’s predictable showing.
I don’t really care what time of season it is...I know I’ve watched this fucktard lose just about every “win and your in” or “big game” he’s faced while head coach of the Cowboys.
Last night was more of the same uninspired, unimaginative football we’ve all grown accustomed to seeing. His teams fold 80% of the time when faced with adversity.
 

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I don’t really care what time of season it is...I know I’ve watched this fucktard lose just about every “win and your in” or “big game” he’s faced while head coach of the Cowboys.
Last night was more of the same uninspired, unimaginative football we’ve all grown accustomed to seeing. His teams fold 80% of the time when faced with adversity.
I wish we had a list of how many wtf kinda losses that douchebag has coached the team to.

Like, here’s a list of ways he’s lost and he’s only one of like 2 coaches in the history of the NFL to lose these ways.

I’m sure he owns at least a handful of records you wouldn’t want to own.
 

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I wish we had a list of how many wtf kinda losses that douchebag has coached the team to.

Like, here’s a list of ways he’s lost and he’s only one of like 2 coaches in the history of the NFL to lose these ways.

I’m sure he owns at least a handful of records you wouldn’t want to own.
What’s even more sickening is to see him smiling when greeting a coach who’s just handed his ass to him. Last night, JG was all smile patting Eagles HC Pederson on the back. I mean, WTF?? You just lost ANOTHER big game and your smiling like it’s just a preseason game. That’s why I don’t buy Jones bullshit “man in the mirror, I’m accountable, there will be changes, no one wants to win more than me” fucking crap. I’ll say this, if one of my employees lost a huge contract and I saw them smiling and joking with the guy who just cost my company money, he’d be fucking gone. That’s how structure, discipline and accountability work.
Jones doesn’t demand it, and his team shows it.
 

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What’s even more sickening is to see him smiling when greeting a coach who’s just handed his ass to him. Last night, JG was all smile patting Eagles HC Pederson on the back. I mean, WTF?? You just lost ANOTHER big game and your smiling like it’s just a preseason game. That’s why I don’t buy Jones bullshit “man in the mirror, I’m accountable, there will be changes, no one wants to win more than me” fucking crap. I’ll say this, if one of my employees lost a huge contract and I saw them smiling and joking with the guy who just cost my company money, he’d be fucking gone. That’s how structure, discipline and accountability work.
Jones doesn’t demand it, and his team shows it.
I think he does it to fight back the tears. I swear to God it looked like his gram gram died last night at one point late in the 3rd are. It was either tears coming, or he snorted an 8-ball if coke at half time.
 

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It doesn't actually mean anything other than they'll keep doing things just as they always have.
Exactly.

Garrett is like Kevin Costner in that water hazard scene in "Tin Cup". Stubborn until the end.
 

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What’s even more sickening is to see him smiling when greeting a coach who’s just handed his ass to him. Last night, JG was all smile patting Eagles HC Pederson on the back. I mean, WTF?? You just lost ANOTHER big game and your smiling like it’s just a preseason game. That’s why I don’t buy Jones bullshit “man in the mirror, I’m accountable, there will be changes, no one wants to win more than me” fucking crap. I’ll say this, if one of my employees lost a huge contract and I saw them smiling and joking with the guy who just cost my company money, he’d be fucking gone. That’s how structure, discipline and accountability work.
Jones doesn’t demand it, and his team shows it.
The sad truth is there will never be a sense of urgency within Jerry Jones because the revenue will be there win or lose. If he somehow ended up with the Chargers, which was the first team he attempted to buy, instead of the Cowboys, there's no doubt in my mind that he'd operate a lot differently. The Chargers aren't a global brand like the Cowboys where all it takes is minimal effort to turn a sizable profit.
 
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