GameDay Chatter Thread | Week 1 | Cowboys @ Rams | 9/13/2020

[dpf1123]

Why does it seem like the eagles start the season against a cupcake team every single year?

Because they do. They've started with Washington twice and Cleveland once in the last four years. They played Atlanta once for their only slightly tough game. Washington is like our usual season opener with the Giants.

 

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Jake from State Farm is black now.

is that not a topic?

 

[Cotton]

Jake from State Farm is black now.

is that not a topic?

It's not a damn topic for this thread.

 

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my dark horse sleeper team for the Super Bowl is the Colts.

 

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It's not a damn topic for this thread.

Why not?

I mean, State Farm could’ve given the new actor any new name, Kenny, or something.

Is ‘Jake’ iconic enough, like 007 or Colonel Sanders, to have different actors? I don’t think so.

State Farm has several commercials with different female agents and they all have different names and personas. Why is Jake so special?

I’d be perturbed ifa different actress was used to depict Lily

 

[data]

I don't give a shit. I'm a hype it up and not worry about the let down. As tradition goes, ten minutes prior to the early game, I've got a badass national anthem queued up.

 

[data]

No Jimmy Johnson in the Fox Studio?

 

[Bill Shatner]

I'm ready for the draft, because you just know the season will disappoint somehow.

 

[data]

So which game we watching?

I'm probably Eagles vs Redskins and Seahawks vs Falcons

I can't stand watching the Packers even though it's a key matchup vs Vikings.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Bill Shatner]

A playoff win? Wow!

 

[data]

Prescott's got a better deep ball than we give credit for.

 

[NoDak]

Oh good. No more tawdry jokes at my expense.

Jokes?

 

[NoDak]

Does that dude get credit for a punt return for a TD?

 

[Cotton]

Does that dude get credit for a punt return for a TD?

I would assume so.

 

[data]

Ron Rivera's got lymph node cancer?

Shit. Stop trying to make me root for Washington.

 

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[data]

Don't sleep on the final second of the video with the red,white and blue smoke bomb.

 

[Cotton]

Fuck yeah! Murica!

 

[Rock Slamdance]

Jesus, when did Darryl Johnston turn 100?