Democrat Presidential Nominees

[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

Biden: 'If You Don't Let Me Sniff Your Hair, You Ain't A Woman'

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent interview with a female representative of the segment of the human species identifying as female, Biden made a strong case for why all women everywhere should vote for him without question, or at least let him sniff their hair.

babylonbee.com

 

[L.T. Fan]

Biden: 'If You Don't Let Me Sniff Your Hair, You Ain't A Woman'

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent interview with a female representative of the segment of the human species identifying as female, Biden made a strong case for why all women everywhere should vote for him without question, or at least let him sniff their hair.

babylonbee.com

I don’t think that really happened did it?

 

[Cotton]

I don’t think that really happened did it?

 

[jsmith6919]

JFC our media is dogshit

 

[L.T. Fan]

That’s pretty well worn out. A yes or no would do fine. It not a thousand word answer.

 

[NoDak]

That’s pretty well worn out. A yes or no would do fine. It not a thousand word answer.

The post you were questioning is from the babylonbee. A pretty well known satire site.

 

[L.T. Fan]

The post you were questioning is from the babylonbee. A pretty well known satire site.

Not familiar with it. But thanks.

 

[Cujo]

Agreed Trump is a pretty odious individual and an embellisher to the point of falsehood but he’s been way better as a President than i could have imagined. Absent getting a Ron or Rand Paul in there, no President is gonna get you everything. Trump hasn’t been bad at all and that has exceeded my expectations.

Ron Paul would have been the best thing to happen to this nation in a long time.

 

[bbgun]

utterly shameless. did they write a similar headline after Charlottesville?

 

[Smitty]

utterly shameless. did they write a similar headline after Charlottesville?

The news really needs to stop being about opinion. It’s entire job anymore is to say “This is how celebrity X or twitter group Y feels about current events, and that is how you should feel too.”

 

[Genghis Khan]

utterly shameless. did they write a similar headline after Charlottesville?

A weasel word, or anonymous authority, is an informal term for words and phrases aimed at creating an impression that something specific and meaningful has been said, when in fact only a vague or ambiguous claim has been communicated. Examples include the phrases "some people say", "most people think”, and "researchers believe". Using weasel words may allow the audience to later deny any specific meaning if the statement is challenged, because the statement was never specific in the first place. Weasel words can be a form of tergiversation, and may be used in advertising and political statements to mislead or disguise a biased view.

Weasel word - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[Genghis Khan]

"What Biden said is outrageous, but people shouldn't actually react as if it's outrageous, because reasons."

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[yimyammer]

Finally, laugh at these hilarious Babylon Bee headlines from our new best satirist, Joe Biden:

• Biden: 'Poor Kids Are Just As Bright As White Kids'
• Joe Biden Says All Men And Women Are Created By You Know The Thing
• Presidential Candidate Nibbles On His Wife's Fingers
• Joe Biden: 'I'm Going To Beat Joe Biden'
• 'Go To Joe 30330' Says Joe
• Biden Tells Campaign Rally 'We Choose Truth Over Facts'
• Joe Biden Calls Iowa Man 'Fat' And A '[FLOWERBED] Liar'

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[jsmith6919]

 

[Sheik]

Didn’t see this posted yet.

 

[jsmith6919]

That sounded...wet