2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

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Spoiler Alert, 2026 will be really tight too

2056 already really tight, too

 

[Simpleton]

Deion wasn't on that team.

 

[Cujo]

Deion wasn't on that team.

3 years too early.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I hope UNC never wins a game ever again in their history.

One thing that will never change, Smitty will still be on here shilling for their QBs

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[Bill Shatner]

Chapel Bill is official.

 

[Texas Ace]

Really hard to believe not a single NFL team is interested in him but hey.

Or maybe he didn't want to wait until January to see who came calling when he had what I'm sure will be a high-paying job offer sitting on the table now?

 

[Texas Ace]

As part of my grieving process, I will share for one final time, all of the Master William images I had accumulated in hopes that he would be crowned King of Dallas.

Goodbye, Master William.

We hardly knew ye.....

 

[Rev]

Now start saving ones for McCarthey

 

[Texas Ace]

Now start saving ones for McCarthey

 

[boozeman]

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

They do this because most people don't understand the salary cap. So it allows them to justify spending no money by claiming they have spent up to the max of the cap already.

I've said it a million times. The cap isn't simply you have this much to spend this year. You have to think of it more in 3 dimensions. That's why a lot of NFL teams look at their actual spending over like a 3 year period. Anyway, all this to say Stephen does this shit to fool people into being ok with his no spending. It's an easy excuse to be extremely cheap. But it's no different than the government lying to your face. He is just straight up lying to fans.

 

[boozeman]

It is not pretend! It is real, dammit!

 

[boozeman]

It is pretty remarkable that the season is yet to be complete and the framework for another shitshow off season.

Over-arching message: We fought through injuries, bring it back!
Coaching: Everyone comes back save a few changes, perhaps an OL coaching move.
Free agency: Sign our own cheap guys. Avoid any signings early as usual.
Internal signings: Turn our pockets inside out and whine when discussing Parsons.
Draft: Go through the process, go through the over-selling of a group that will not move the needle.
Late camp: Realize we fucked up and try to sift through the shit at the one position we made zero improvements.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I still don't think McCarthy will be back. If he had more years on his contract, sure, but he doesn't.

A new coach is even more necessary for the sales job if you're already announcing you won't be signing anyone decent in free agency.

 

[Rev]

I still don't think McCarthy will be back. If he had more years on his contract, sure, but he doesn't.

A new coach is even more necessary for the sales job if you're already announcing you won't be signing anyone decent in free agency.

The worse thing he could do which is the best thing for those that want chaos to break the fucktards is to hire Kellen Moore.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

The worse thing he could do which is the best thing for those that want chaos to break the fucktards is to hire Kellen Moore.

Plenty of dumb fans would buy Kellen Moore, I'm afraid.

Also, I'm assuming the italics mean you want him to hire Kellen Moore.

 

[Texas Ace]

 

[Rev]

Plenty of dumb fans would buy Kellen Moore, I'm afraid.

Also, I'm assuming the italics mean you want him to hire Kellen Moore.

For some reason the italics and even bold come on for some reason when I'm posting from my phone. Not sure the cause but I usually catch the bolded ones but not the italics or typos.

For chaos and laughter yes I want Moore or Garrett but that's because I don't care for this garbage team. If I was I would probably say McCarthey since Bill is gone.