2024 Injuries Thread…

Simpleton

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Good, fuck them.

This old asshole who won't retire is still somehow their 2nd best edge rusher, so it's definitely a hit.

They'll still be the 2 seed but an injury like this is going to hurt against someone like Detroit or maybe Green Bay.
 

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Good, fuck them.

This old asshole who won't retire is still somehow their 2nd best edge rusher, so it's definitely a hit.

They'll still be the 2 seed but an injury like this is going to hurt against someone like Detroit or maybe Green Bay.
What are the chances Jones’ fuck around with Micah Parsons contract and he ends up back in his home state with his Penn State buddy as an Eagle?
 

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What are the chances Jones’ fuck around with Micah Parsons contract and he ends up back in his home state with his Penn State buddy as an Eagle?
0%

Jones will bend over and take it up the B-hole before he ever lets that happen.

Now if he croaks and Stephen takes over all bets are off. You know how he is with his money.
 

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What are the chances Jones’ fuck around with Micah Parsons contract and he ends up back in his home state with his Penn State buddy as an Eagle?
Yea, 0%, they just caved in to a much worse (relatively) player in Dak, there's no chance they let Parsons walk for nothing, and there's almost no chance he isn't extended within the next 8 or so months.

They'd trade him for a 3 and a 5 before letting him walk at the absolute least.
 

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And he could have been here if Jerry had his way.
 

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Hate it for the kid getting it two years in a row.
 
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